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Damian, Barbara, mark, Lauren, mr wonderful, robin. The Shark Tank.

@glem_lasagna @seraphsgrace “Jerry, I need a pickle!”

@MichelleOmaba @seraphsgrace The guy that came in the door

can someone with hd access to this movie please make a better gif of this fucking face jay makes please for the love of god

@TheoVon @TSA Come visit Israel

Amen thank you to all the @TSA workers for their patience and commitment.

@penishorts Mendala affect

Has anyone noticed that bug bites used to itch more as a kid?

@glem_lasagna @seraphsgrace Which one was Kramer? The Jewish woman?

@seraphsgrace You're Kramer!

@Claynecast Well done

If tears should fall like gentle rain, It’s love that speaks through hidden pain, for hearts that feel the world so wide, are chosen souls God walks beside, you cannot heal each wounded cry, Nor lift them all beneath one sky, but every prayer your spirit sends💞😘🥰😘

@bullock_sa9554 Yes

I Love My Daughters And Their Bellies Full Of Milk 🇺🇸

Doesn’t matter whether Chuck Norris had/died from AIDS. That shouldn’t affect his legacy or anyone else’s

@cmculuch @cavey_justin @BenHorney @FOS He should be removed in every sense

@MichelleOmaba @cavey_justin @BenHorney @FOS Sure, Karl Malone is too but he’s in

SCOOP: MLB is getting into the prediction-market business through a multi-year deal with Polymarket. Polymarket will be the exclusive prediction-market partner of MLB and will be the only platform allowed to use team logos and marks, sources tell @FOS. frontofficesports.com/mlb-makes-mult…

@cavey_justin @BenHorney @FOS Yeah well he’s also a pedophile

@BenHorney @FOS And they won’t put Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame is a tragedy

@LuisGe007 @GeorgenyPerez He won’t be a starter. He was too ineffective. He’s much better suited for the closer position.

@GeorgenyPerez Dios cuide su brazo para que perdure en la MLB y que estos equipos no lo vuelvan loco a cambiar a abridor

Voy a contarles algo de Daniel Palencia… Firmó en 2020, con apenas 20 años, y recibió un bono de solo 10.000 dólares. Un número que para muchos no decía nada. Pero el talento no siempre viene con etiquetas grandes. Debutó en Grandes Ligas el 4 de julio de 2023 con los Chicago Cubs, y en Venezuela defendió los colores de Magallanes en 2024. Hoy, es el CERRADOR de los Cubs… y también fue el cerrador de Venezuela, la selección que hizo historia y se coronó campeona del Clásico Mundial de Béisbol 2026. ¿Sus números en el torneo? Simplemente PERFECTOS: 5.0 innings lanzados 0 carreras 0 hits 0 boletos 9 ponches Dominio total. Daniel Palencia es la prueba de algo muy claro: El bono no hace al pelotero… El trabajo, la constancia y la mentalidad sí.

@django Lmao spot on

Neil Hamburger goes after Tool

RT @TheHumanDurag: Me after deleting the doordash app and still ordering food on the Safari tab

@JakedChinatown Who flimed this in elon house?

@Claynecast Yes !! amen

@Claynecast Well done

@CarmChristopher He’d respect the hell out of you for that

If Conan tried to hop on one of my shows I’d say “nah dawg. First you gotta watch a show, hang out, and spend $50 at the bar. Then maybe I’ll put you up next week.”

@StatpadGame Why is there no photo for Walter Payton?

New NFL Game is live on👇: StatpadGame.com/nfl Today we’re doing Yards Per Game (Rushing) Reply with your scores down below!