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@NoahKingJr Eat a bowl of ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

TELL ME SOMETHING YOU CAN DO THAT CHATGPT CANNOT

@GeneralMCNews Well that would really suck. Just spent a week cleaning my basement after a sump pump failure and now this.

BREAKING: Laura Loomer is predicting that many Americans will die in a soon-to-be terrorist attack that will be ten times worse than 9/11.

@Breaking911 In Michigan, the state would force you to take the deal anyway. Might as well take the money and start over.

A Kentucky family has declined a $26 million offer to sell their farmland for an AI data center. “If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. $26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

@ThrillaRilla369 When you see the invite for your high school reunion and the number of years since graduation is a lot bigger than the number 10.

What made you suddenly realize you’re getting old? 😆

@Old_SchoolEddie Hmmm…is she using power tools too? Usually starts innocently with using the drill!

My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself, and I can’t help but wonder if my days around here are numbered…

@joeroganhq No. There is something to be said about coffee beans that are grown in the sunshine.

"Lab grown coffee has officially arrived."

@AskJulieRyan I finished cleaning our pool last year and distinctly heard my dad say, great job!

What if the random thought you had to change your furnace filter… was actually your dad checking in? 👨‍🔧✨ Spirit doesn’t always speak in poetry. Sometimes it speaks in home maintenance. Because the people who loved you here? Still love you — and still want you warm this winter

@BowesChay This won’t end well. Cutting down on cleanliness is a real bad idea.

European airlines are facing a realcrisis and some are likely to go bankrupt. From March 16 to 29, Lufthansa will implement a "reduced cleaning" concept on approximately 20 European routes. Toilets will only be cleaned upon request, and trash from seat pockets will be disposed of as needed. The number of cleaners who will selectively check the cleanliness of seats will be reduced from 4 to 2, according to an internal service note for Lufthansa crew. They also plan to lay off 4,000 employees. "Cleaning as needed" is not the only innovation to reduce costs. Previously, Lufthansa canceled free seat reservations based on fares and reduced on-board meals - now economy class passengers only receive a miniature bottle of water and a piece of chocolate. In addition, the airline has become stricter in controlling hand luggage at the boarding gate. Excess baggage can be paid for on the spot using an online terminal.

@CollinRugg Woah. Seems like this girl is fully capable of standing up for herself. Hope her next guy has quick reflexes and can duck the flying chairs.

NEW: 'Bachelorette' star Taylor Frankie Paul says *she* is the victim after an alleged video was released showing her launching metal bar stools at her ex. Her statement says that "too many women" are "suffering in silence." "Taylor is very grateful for ABC’s support as she prioritizes her family’s safety and security," a spokesperson for Paul said to People. "After years of silently suffering extensive mental and physical abuse as well as threats of retaliation, Taylor is finally gaining the strength to face her accuser and taking steps to ensure that she and her children are protected from any further harm." It is worth noting that her child was apparently caught in the crossfire during her fight with her ex. "There are too many women who are suffering in silence as they survive aggressive, jealous ex-partners who refuse to let them move on with their lives." "Taylor has remained silent out of fear of further abuse, retaliation and public shaming. She is currently exploring all of her options, seeking support, and preparing to own and share her story." Wild.

@catturd2 Early morning is the best time of day.

Who’s up way too early besides me? Happy Weekend.

@ThrillaRilla369 Did that when my kids were young then I went back to the career life.

To the women who are on this app, be honest If you could stay home, raise babies and run a cozy homemaker life.. Would you??

@BarronTNews_ That’s terrible - not the outcome we were all hoping for. My condolences to his family.

🚨 JUST IN: Spanish police confirm the body found is Jimmy Gracey Young student. Far from home. Never made it back. This world is getting darker by the day. Pray for his family.

@ThrillaRilla369 Even as kids, we had our standards. Not a fan of circus peanuts. 🥜

Does anyone else remember this candy?

@ThrillaRilla369 Chili cheese dogs.

A "poor people food" that you will eat no matter how rich you get

@catturd2 @0hour1 Good morning. May we all see the sun today. ☀️

Good morning X. Happy Thursday. Arrest all leakers. Arrest the leakers, and the people they leaked to.

@mrmikeMTL Walking with my dogs in our woods.

What is one simple thing that brings you real joy?

@DaveBondyTV Definitely not one of our 180 sunny days today.

Another great day for solar…..

@carsonturner That’s wonderful. Blessings to all of you.

Dad just got the call. The hospital has a kidney on the way for him. What an amazing gift to get. He’s been on dialysis for 7ish years and he’s just absolutely worn out. If you’re the praying type then send one up for my pops. Our family feels very blessed tonight.

@lsferguson Yep. They already take 40% through taxation, then they steal what they are given and then they try to take even more from us.

I suspect our entire almost 40 trillion dollar national debt is due to fraud. I actually suspect the amount stolen from us is way higher. We are being robbed blind and absolutely nothing is done about it

@TaraBull I got a lot of paid time off at work, my daughter’s business got shut down and Michigan closed most retail except grocery stores. Crazy times.

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that time?