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what plays in my head when i'm trying to focus at work

the corporate life is not for the weak

Watched the whole thing in 40 parts on tiktok so I'm good

happy mysterious $9.99 charge from apple day to all who celebrate

WHEN UR ALREADY CRYING AND YOU GET A NOTIFICATION THAT ERIC DANE DIED

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

At 8:01 AM, I received a text. "Taking a mental health day." I checked the HR handbook immediately. It states that time-off requests require 24-hour notice, unless it is a sudden emergency. I replied asking if his mental state was a sudden emergency. He didn't respond. Silence is insubordination. I checked his social media activity. He had liked a meme about "burnout" at midnight. This proves premeditation. He knew he was going to call out, yet he waited until the morning of. I denied the PTO request retroactively. I logged it as "Unapproved Absence due to Poor Planning." Next time, he'll schedule his breakdown in Outlook like a professional.

i can't believe bugs finna come back. i'm so aggravated

Calling Hispanics “LatinX” is more offensive than calling us beaners btw

Little Boy holds a GRAMMY award during the #SuperBowl halftime show before Nicki Minaj who is very large and bitter.

Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse ziplining across the stage at the TPUSA half time show

how it feels having to sit through a fuckass game of men playing with balls before we see get to see bad bunny😭 #SuperBowl

Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?

Pls don't come around me sighing & making mad noise cus I'm not asking what's wrong

Me at work pretending to be nice

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

Low engagement is not gonna stop me. I talk to myself in real life too

you’re mad as fuck

Switching to my iPad when my phone’s about to die instead of charging it #youngho