Mick 🦅

#AwfullyBritishProfessions Custard Cream engraver

@BBCMOTD Trump has asked FIFA who will be in the final so he knows how much Tariff to add

The best tickets for the World Cup final are more than SEVEN times as much as what the bid document from the USA, Mexico and Canada suggested 💰

The games refreshment breaks are being sponsored by Trump Bleach #FIFAWorldCup

@BBCNews If Trump doesn’t know which teams will be in the final , how we he know how much Tariff to charge ??

The $11k World Cup final ticket - what we learned from first open sale bbc.in/419yXHK

@TouchlineX If Trump doesn’t know which countries are in the final , how will he know how much the tariffs will be ?

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: World Cup final tickets have gone for as high as $10,990 through the FIFA official sale this Wednesday. Some reseller websites are now selling tickets for the final that are going for as high as $36,000. Many fans have expressed unhappiness with the immensely high prices, but FIFA will apparently sell tickets for as low as $60 for the most loyal fans of participating countries.

@MonitorX99800 @Zeddeee It could never happen in Nando’s

🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️– A new trend has emerged in Israel, settlers come to restaurants to eat and then wait for missile sirens and run to shelters without paying, the owners say this trend is hurting their business.

@historigins Hate to be a pedant , but didn’t the new millennium start in 2001 😖

The final sunset of the 20th century captured as the world prepared for a new millennium (1999)

@HLTCO 😂😂😂😂

Forever one of my favourite tweets.

@SoVeryBritish Objection my lud !

Favourite British way of telling someone to be calm? Mine is “settle down”

@camttaylor46 @cam_cpfc67 So sorry to hear this , too young! Thoughts and prayers are with you and Rory’s family , so sad 💔💙

I never thought I’d have to post about this but my best mate Rory recently passed away, he was a massive Palace fan and somebody who I went to so many games with. He was just 18 years old and was loved by so many people ❤️💙 #CPFC

@Matt_Pinner My first thought is “haven’t you posted this 8 times before ?”

When you see a woman wearing a nose ring, what is your first thought ??

@Matt_Pinner Nothing that would cost me an arm and a leg and an arm

Be HONEST

@WHATSFORDlNNER The distant between the plate and my mouth

You have to remove one item from this plate, what are you choosing? 🤔

@Luke_Seychell The sash strangely looks better starting on the right shoulder , all the 80’s kits started on the left .

Any Crystal Palace selling this in a medium? #CPFC

@CPFC Well deserved ❤️💙

Maxence Lacroix, Allez, allez 🇫🇷🙌 The defender has been called up to the French senior side for the first-time. Proud of you, Max ❤️💙

@TalkCPFC Sacked off is a bit disrespectful mate , only conceded 1 deflected goal , Hendo was obviously fantastic , and rightly replaced Turner for our biggest ever game . But it was common sense over sentimentality .

@footballmemorys @gazbod Best vibes at Palace since Vince Hilaire

Eddie McGoldrick, Crystal Palace #CPFC #Palace #CrystalPalace #Eagles

@Queenie_2312 Leave them alone with Louis Theroux for 5 mins .

Guys please watch this video of some little cretins on the Elizabeth line. I don’t know if this is recent or old but I would have had time for that little curly Sue

@AwayDaysClub_ Lurpak ??? Is he in Monaco ? 😂

A Crystal Palace supporter kicked off his morning with a top-tier breakfast before setting off for Cyprus to watch the Conference League clash against Larnaca. FreeBets.World

@ExtremeFootbal4 My dad never got any bookings , great footballer , terrible DJ

Gary Lineker is the only footballer in history who was never carded. 🟨🟥 Yes, you read that correctly: he didn’t receive a single yellow or red card in his entire career. 😲 He played 654 matches over 16 years.

Shillelagh lady lay #IrishFoodOrDrinkInASongOrMovie