Mick Dennis

@AngelaRayner Lifelong Labour voter, (lapsed party member) here. Thank you for all you’ve done for folk, not least the example for my granddaughters. The party and the country needs you back as soon as possible.

@Valvenus1 @chrislepkowski ‘Last man’ isn’t a thing.

@chrislepkowski Keeper was last man hand ball outside the box hand ball sending off what you on about #

Officials have been outstanding in this game. Bbc pundits totally wrong on this incident.

@chrislepkowski Fancy TV pundits not understanding laws of the game. Quel surprise.

@MatJephcott @chrislepkowski No that’s nonsense. As with everything else in football, it’s the position of the ball relative to the line which determines it. Goalkeeper has no special rights once ball is outside his area.

@chrislepkowski Unless the laws have changed I always thought keepers can handle outside the box as long as both their feet are inside it. Nothing to do with DOGSO

Our most consistent player all season, even when playing out of position he's always a 7/10 , perfect make up for a quality full back 💪🏼 #Ncfc

As I prepare to leave X, I can explain why I’ve been ‘MickDennisReal’ here. There used to be be a parody account using just my name, created by Newcastle fans I’d upset. Its hilarious narrative was that I ate Delia’s pies all the time. As if!

Most obvious point: @GaryLineker has been a brilliant presenter over decades. It's vanishingly rare for a world-class footballer also to be a top broadcaster, and he has made it seem effortless. He has been an absolutely vital part of the @BBCSport brand. (1/2)

Have you ever wished to view the world from a completely new perspective? This thread on Amazing maps is here to blow your mind 1. Population Density in China

I can’t believe I heard boos at full-time at Carrow Road today. Half the squads on the injury table, what else did you expect today!? 5 weeks ago we were singing City’s going up and now you’re booing? I don’t think it’s entitlement, but just a little pathetic tbh. #ncfc

Say what you like about the Gunn -> long downgrade, and missing Sarge, which are of course big misses, but Nunez and Kenny are far bigger misses to this team. Kenny’s being self inflicted too makes it even harder to swallow #ncfc

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In any other line of work Clotet would get the boot. Let's hope he does here. No excuse for this.

It was a good week to be Labour. While the US welcomed back the far right, Starmer’s government took 6 important steps towards a fairer country. The list:

Immigration is not the reason that you can’t get a hospital appointment, it’s the reason you can get one. Please repost for all the people who can’t seem to grasp that.

The most extraordinary thing about Therese Coffey’s outfit is that she is FIFTY TWO. She was born in the year NINETEEN SEVENTY ONE.

This is setting the bar very low, I know, but at least there won’t be civil war in USA now.

A very important message. Never got too high when you win. Never get too low when you lose.

You mad bastards.

Things have just got a lot more difficult . Here’s what I think . I had no control over what just happened . None . But I do have control over how I will react to it . And I am not going to give up on the beautiful and the good , the grip on my dreams just got tighter .

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.