Middleditch & Schwartz

My old high school classmates are so fucking pathetic and stupid hahahaha can you imagine being so boring that you drive your car home from your job to make tacos with the love of your life on marble countertops in a home you own?? I have an improv show at 1 AM tonight

This show was one for the books! #MiddleditchAndSchwartz was amazing & my stomach hurt from laughing too much. Been following the boys since CollegeHumor!! Thank you!! @rejectedjokes

If you get a chance to see @rejectedjokes and #thomasmiddleditch live... do it. They are amazingly talented and hilarious human beings. #MiddleditchandSchwartz #somanyskateboardingghosts 👻

@rejectedjokes Please bring him to the show tomorrow night and improvise with him!

Learning from the legend himself. #TMNT

Ready for #MiddleditchAndSchwartz at @LargoLosAngeles!!! This is gonna be a fun weekend! :)

Ending the east coast portion of the #MiddleditchAndSchwartz tour in Philly tonight at the @thetrocadero and we were rewarded with cake.

Love that people are digging the #MiddleditchAndSchwartz pre show playlist. It is my baby. And making it reminded me of putting together mixtapes for friends. M

@rejectedjokes @HillaryRobbie The show was hilarious. You two are so ridiculously talented, it boggles my mind. Good luck on the rest of the tour!

We were thrilled to add @rejectedjokes and Thomas Middleditch to our Wall of Fame after last night's hilarious #MiddleditchandSchwartz shows.

Thank you so much for your DC shows. Today has been a horrible day for a lot of people in this town and you helped us forget about that for a few hours. Thank you so much. @rejectedjokes + Thomas, who is apparently not on Twitter.

Ooooooo baby. DC. Those were two fun fun shows. Thank you for having us in your beautiful synagogue. One city remains! Philly. We will see you tomorrow to wrap up the east coast leg of this tour! #MiddleditchAndSchwartz 📷 by our wonderful agent @HillaryRobbie

#MiddleditchandSchwartz had it all...a Ray Romano impression, references to HP & LOTR...oh and it was so hilarious that my cheeks currently hurt from laughing so hard @rejectedjokes

RT if you were heartbroken when there was silence instead of Daniel Day Lewis tonight #MiddleditchandSchwartz @rejectedjokes

Thomas middleditch and Ben Schwartz were so dumb I cried. #middleditchandschwartz #wilburtheatre instagram.com/p/Bkc1Aa5gYPas…

Seats at ANY height to see @rejectedjokes in #MiddleditchandSchwartz @TownHallNYC- comedy at its best.