Bacardi Oakheart

Purple Haynes, all in my brain Lately my car don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I fix this guy

At the height of his addiction, Kevin Keegan drank 20 bottles of Brut a day. #CelebrityFacts

@ffswhy @TomTheProducer1 I thought that! I better start looking!

@Midgetgems26 @TomTheProducer1 Better get on this year's #leafage.....

Is it just me or has Autumn arrived already?

@ice_crystal It's definitely on its way!

@Midgetgems26 It arrived a few days ago. There's a change in the morning light. It's v exciting!

@Jooberloober Yeah I love Autumn but it's definitely starting now!

@Midgetgems26 Just thinking the same. I love Autumn but mid September. The Autumn equinox starts on September 22nd this year.

@TomTheProducer1 Leaves are really starting to fall already!

@Midgetgems26 Made a blackberry crumble with my kids a couple of weeks ago and the blackberries were all from our garden. Struck me as odd that they’re already ripe, and now I’m seeing brown leaves falling from the trees 😬

Roses are red I think it's a firm 'NO'

The Beatles get their A Level results. Aug 1964. #MusicHistoryInPictures

@TheFlamprider Backlog Of Flange are one of my favourite bands!

@Midgetgems26 Forgive the delay, as you rightly pointed out I had a backlog of flang to sort through "oh U'r so handsome, put your berrete on" and other depraved demands. just bin up ta Scoutland, so thanks for reminding me, that I would need a hat. A night hat,no ghost touched me noggin : )

@Midgetgems26 My dude, I have been low key appreciating the new hats flex. Just haven't said nowt. Merely nodding my head in agreement. All is one with universe. Verry verry hats! : )) ))))

Just eaten some grapes that were a bit tart.

Back to work then.

Won a £15 beer voucher in a pub quiz tonight.

@icod Quasimodopplergangerplatz.

@DanCortona Haha!

@Midgetgems26 Are you on an easyJet flight?

I've just seen a sandwich that cost £12. #GriefBacon

@badnewspapers @anna_bobs I couldn't have put it better myself mate.

@Midgetgems26 @anna_bobs It is about time we appreciated the 'bus' technician at the wheel or behind it, yes, the wheel thingy, fhs good grief bacon🥓🐫, more to endure on the journey to the firm, the bread-and-butter factory not a pickle factory, correct aye righty-o yes ?? ?

Why do people applaude when an airplane lands? The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly.

@anna_bobs Exactly!

@Midgetgems26 Imagine a bus full of passengers applauding every time the driver pulls into a stop

@icod I'm going to insist on being applauded when I have my next appraisal at work..

@Midgetgems26 It's about the only interesting thing they do