Middy

@batkatebush Insane

Traveling with people who make way more money than me and they chose flights with layovers when there are direct flights for like $200 more... am I bad with money or is this insane of them

@jessicasimpclar Yes I would. I think insecure men might not

Men: would you?

@wrydhoe Good job ditching the loser

@Midster117 he was wearing a 4xl hoodie and shaved his ugly ass retard shaped head

lol saw my “ex” last night kinda looked like he just got back from fat camp

@CassCoolbisa Maybe more screenshot screenshotted it

Shout-out to the 2 people jerking off to me today

@madsdanae This isn't a hookup app?

hey, person I’ve never met and only know because I like your tweets sometimes, are you ever in my area? if so would you like to have sex??? that’s how fucking stupid some of you sound

@MaidenEnjoyer32 @wrydhoe I thought she was posting that he got fat after she dumped him

@Midster117 @wrydhoe I'm going to say he is skinny and now super hot. 👌 it's why she brought it up

@MoistValgina Mocktails

You could have sober as the first word in your dating profile and a man would still ask you out for drinks

@frogg_gurl Damn

Woke up at 5:30am looking to fuck #AndDid

@jessicasimpclar 💯

Men: do y’all like women with tattoos?

@Nylasback Definitely grilled cheese after orgasm

I need a tattoo, a piercing, an orgasm and a grilled cheese

@MLB_Hannah 🙏

My papa ended up passing this morning 48 hours after my grandmother. They lived a wonderful life and were married over 70 years. May their memories be a blessing. 💕

@Nylasback Don't read into it so much

Serious question… I say “gm 💋” to a woman under her good morning post… then a few of my male followers like my reply. Gentlemen… what’s the strategy there? I’m genuinely curious. 🤔

@MtDewSocialiteX Good morning beautiful

Morning

@strawberry_cnt I didnt get the DM😅

@Nylasback Ok!

Fuck sliding into my DMs… if you want me, slide into my bed instead. Talk is cheap. Show up. 💋

@Wisco_diva 🙏

We’ve been hit by a tornado. No power, lines down everywhere, roofs off

@Illinois_LMAC Stay safe Chicago peeps

NOW A TORNADO WARNING FOR COOK, WILL & DUPAGE COUNTIES UNTIL 1:15PM!

Married... but sometimes available. RT if you'd flirt with me. ❤️

@madison_nsfw Sounds like a great guy

Yes I’m married….. but my husband likes to share me. 🍍