ME

@jinxdarling883 For legal purposes this is a joke. Don't ignore your gf when she cryin guys. (I was threatened with violence by my sister)

@MaidenEnjoyer32 😭😭😭

Would y'all ignore your girlfriend crying for a video game? Is that a normal thing?

@nisaxsin Amen. My ex keep cheating on her husband cause she must love me. 🤷‍♂️

sometimes u have to cheat to see if ur in love or not

@DiegoGbolahan @iamiarah_ Ain't no ladies here; just angry dudes talking about their micro Hogs.

@iamiarah_ Me running to the comments section to see what ladies will say

Ladies, from your experience Is this true?

@laceiie Fellas they yearn for the beg.

if ur actively begging for a partner ur a loser to me sorry

@MashXD I looked it up for you fellas coming to the comments for answers. They go on walks in order to process frustration or anger.

So do all women go on evil walks

@svmmichvn Soup

I’m planning on getting a Maine coon kitten next year sometime and I need name ideas. Related to games or movies is a plus.

@kaitzey 4 years korn free fellas. Its possible!

your porn addiction will in fact ruin your chances of having a healthy relationship hope this helps

@joyamirahh Insurance companies will brick their car if they go anywhere near the speed limit.

THIS WHAT IM TALKING BOUTTTT

At this rate the foids will starve to death.

@mkbr2883970 @ghostianaaa Battery is dying

@ghostianaaa What ?

@pettymern_ How did y'all expose my microhog like this

Unfortunately lol

@MVGNETDUBS @pettymern_ Are those two different measurements on your height?

@pettymern_ im 6'3 155 lbs btw

@Midster117 @wrydhoe Same here, but you're supposed to get skinny from fat camp cuz the core is putting you into a calorie deficit the entire week. I don't know, not the most clever post I've ever read.

@MaidenEnjoyer32 @wrydhoe I thought she was posting that he got fat after she dumped him

lol saw my “ex” last night kinda looked like he just got back from fat camp

@Mokaruii 12pm?

Good morninggg!!!

@Midster117 @wrydhoe I'm going to say he is skinny and now super hot. 👌 it's why she brought it up

@wrydhoe He got back from fat camp (hes skinny) or needs to go to fat camp?

@_daisyluv Government issued girlfriends

men of twt, would you rather have a girl tell you straight up she’s not interested and you’re not her type but still talk to you, or just have the girl ghost you?

@_WECKLESS @LilMiss_Clo Bro what happened to the light in your eyes? Are you ok??

@LilMiss_Clo Had more hair back then 😋

Haven’t changed😂

@ganktilfailure I'm just so fricken bored fml

following tab on twitter is just all my mutuals being reply guys

@cosmicyitty Thanks to capitalism; us men get to enjoy huge breasted women. It was all part of their plan. ❤️

c*pitalism amirite