380Jim

“Property values are tanking!” “Sorry, gramps. I don’t have a ‘dog’ in this fight” “You don’t own a home?!” “Let me be ‘frank’ with you. I can’t afford one.” “You must not work as hard as I did!” “Kiss my buns.”

Vibes

That deer is doing God's work

just realized i’ve been submitting job applications with this pfp-

@NASCARONFOX @bobpockrass RIP Rowdy.

A silent lap No. 8 to remember Kyle Busch at Nashville Superspeedway.

Should’ve destroyed this punk for this BS.

I want to buy an EV, but shit like this worries me. Of course I wouldn’t buy a Ford.

Always dress for the slide, not the ride. That is NOT going to be fun to even sit down for at least a month lol.

Invent something pretty good, make it open source. Random dude patents my open source thing, sells the patent to a big company. Big company sues me for infringing my own invention. This is why we can’t have nice things.

@JordanWood My politics are whatever makes this punishable by death

Embarrassing

@LewisReweb @G0rmtheYoung Showed mercy by opting to only slap after those leg kicks went unchecked.

@MidwestPartisan @G0rmtheYoung That guy was being so nice lmao

If you get walloped with a leg kick first strike of the fight. Extend that arm out and shake hands, concede that fight before something bad happens. You’re in over your head.

@_RoscoeSteele I’m shaking hands, and admitting defeat. This guy was too eager to fight. He’s been waiting for this exact moment.

@MidwestPartisan i get hit with a leg kick and it just became an impromptu sparring session (loser buys the next round)

The absolute state of the GOP

This is my favorite police encounter of all time. This guy is an absolute unit. I wouldn’t take him on, and those cops didn’t want to try either.