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@Midwest_Playboy

Cultural commentary on masculinity, aesthetics, & the realities of modern life. Project Manager | Photographer | Krav Maga Gentleman with questionable opinions.

Michigan, USA Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Midwest Playboy@Midwest_Playboy·
Boat Game 101 🛥️ 1. Buy the Right Boat Buy to use, not stress about Doesn’t have to be an expensive boat Make sure it’s easy to operate solo Seating for 4–6 max (scarcity matters) Clean, comfortable, conversational layout Must have some shade(stabbin cabin) preferably
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Stirling Cooper@StirlingWisdom·
Dear Captain Save-a-hoe No matter how many times you kiss her ass it still won't make her want to touch your pee pee. Sincerely, The Harsh Truth
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🏴‍☠️@ANOINTEDCHIEF·
A woman that wants to suck your dick vs a woman you had to ask to suck your dick, that’s two different dick sucks
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Midwest Playboy@Midwest_Playboy·
@alecttrona Blundstones used to be good boots. When they outsourced manufacturing quality went to shit and trends drove the prices to retarded levels
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Samantha@alecttrona·
Australia produces the best Chelsea boots and it’s not even close R.M. Williams & Blundstone
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C3@C_3C_3·
No one is upset that Spirit Airlines no longer flies they are upset that the Spirit Airlines clientele will no longer be flying Spirit Airlines.
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a man. It feels good until you look down and realize you are gay.
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Crafty
Crafty@CraftOfMastery·
A ronin (浪人) was a samurai who had no master. Be a modern-day ronin. Sharpen your skills for your own sake, not for a title, not for approval, not for an audience. Owe your loyalty to your craft. To your word. To your code. Not to whoever signs your check.
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Pulp Librarian
Pulp Librarian@PulpLibrarian·
I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.
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Midwest Playboy@Midwest_Playboy·
Happy Weekend, fellas It’s been a long ass week
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