MIKE GERAGHTY

Proud to be cop

I don’t say, “I spilled my soup.” I say, “I made the floor yummy.”

2022 country music all sounds like 2002 Crazy Town music

I will be tweeting sometime, maybe next year

@iochicago lbs for lbs body mass and total height Big Spoon takes the cake

What's the biggest improv team you've ever seen? Let's hear it for HUGE teams!

@iochicago Do one about Farley

@MiggityMikeG Nope. A lowly human did. I wrote it.

Did you know we have a solid menu for a pre-show dinner, an in-show snack or post-gaming? Our gastronomical delights are endless

Click thru to see why I’m considering coming back to twitter

#2022DrinkMinimum continues on with first time guest Mike Geraghty ( @MiggityMikeG )!!! We drink bottles of rosé, play some games, and try some @recoveringbro products. Give a listen!

Cleaning up at iO. Examining each prop left behind as if it's an artifact from a lost culture and then whipping it in the dumpster.

We are incredibly excited to announce that The Guitar Thief will screen at this year's @urbanworldff with this incredible slate of films! variety.com/2022/film/fest…

Thanks to all the incredible performers who got devoured alive by the Hellmouth this week and throughout the whole run! The Hellmouth is shut for now but IT WILL CHOMP AGAIN!😊👹😈🩸🤪🥰💀!

A clean sock is the perfect way to carry several apples on the go

*cicada sounds*

I agree to do my civic duty in exchange for living in a society wherein: -I am protected from Russians -I am allowed to lie -I have to pay extra money for food that the govt hasn’t put chemicals in

I’m gonna do some tweets again if anyone is interested

@steve81573937 @NOTashley69420 Come on bro, lol. You should

@MiggityMikeG @NOTashley69420 C'mon bro, I do not 😅

Shark week every year: Them: Check out these fucking sharks! Us: fuuuuck