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@jakebrodes Legit ate 300mg of edibles before cranking out the freshest Za's this side of the Mississippi

Doing dogshit work absolutely blammo’d is awesome if you can avoid the bad stuff like rehab and life falling apart. used to make pizzas high off opiates having the time of my life. When the moon hits your eye thats amore. Making pizza sober: I Feel The Pain Of A Lasting War

My grandma swears on a bible that she saw the original Alvin Chipmunks in concert and she said they made her engorged and like they were her Elvis

This was the moment. July 4, 2004. They did a massive free concert for the holiday in Buffalo, their hometown. As the weather took a dramatic turn for the worse, they played on in a massive downpour against any common sense.

@fastbreakbreak Yo you got a jarger my ja about to die.

incredible [barely publicized] giveaway at the #grizzlies game tonight

@bigsnugga Yeah Wing T, Full House, Maryland I Formation. Running the ball for 5 yards a clip and making the defensive players very upset.

biggest kryptonite to an athletic black high school football team is the wing T triple option. them white boys from across town would line up with 3 fullbacks and no receivers, we were COOKED lmao

Quitting heroin to pick up a career in professional wrestling I had to put the #SmackDown

hey baby you like uh… (opens my satchel and 17 tiny clay men scramble out running in all directions) oh fuck! grab them! fuck!

@a7las1984 oh my God who gives a fuck

At a local burrito place that I love. Employee: Rips 2 inch hole in burrito while rolling it and then tries to wrap it in foil quickly. Me: "Can you double wrap that please?" Employee: "That will be extra, is that okay?" Me: "There is a massive hole in the burrito?" Employee: "We will re wrap it with a new tortilla but double wrap is extra" Me: "Uh..." Employee: Takes burrito and sets it aside so someone can fix it. Instead of double wrapping he burrito, they made a new tortilla and then dumped the burrito into the new tortilla and then threw the old Tortilla away. Because the double wrap would be extra... Make it make sense....

@theblockspot I'm a Bills fan so I keep a close eye on divisional opponents, I haven't the foggiest idea who Chris Streveler is. That sounds like and auto generated rookie on Madden.

From Geno Smith To Matt Simms Michael Vick Ryan Fitzpatrick Bryce Petty Josh McCown Sam Darnold Trevor Siemian Luke Falk Joe Flacco Zach Wilson Mike White Josh Johnson Chris Streveler Aaron Rodgers Tim Boyle Tyrod Taylor Justin Fields Brady Cook & the Jets are back to Geno Smith.

we played Codeine Crazy by Future for 100 people and here are their reactions

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING GAMES YOU WILL EVER SEE!! 15 GOALS AND A COMBINED 102 PENALTY MINUTES IN SABRES-LIGHTNING 🤯

Watching a Polish stream of the Sabres game. I'm watching a broadcast that's being televised 5,000 miles away, of an American sport that's being played in a stadium that's an hour away from me. Technology man. Go Sabres #SabreHood

IT'S LOUD IN BUFFALO 🔥

@BigBlueGoonie I am a big fan of the Nike dri fit shorts. I think I own 5 pairs. Wearing one of em now. If it ain't broke something something.

My fashion sense is very football guy coded, find a play that works and run it till they stop it. That play to me is the Carhartt Loose-Fit Heavyweight Short-Sleeve Pocket T-Shirt. It’s the perfect shirt and there’s no need for any other kind of T-shirt in my life

Well I suppose I learned last summer that life is short, definitely too short for holding grudges.  So when @GamebredFighter said he wanted to sit down and break bread of course I took him up on it.  Today he came to Wisconsin, sat down had some dinner and chatted it up.  Turns out we have more in common than different 👊👊👊  Felt great to bury the hatchet and make a new friend.  Life is too short to hold grudges, bury hatchets and move one with your life.  So glad Jorge was able to come to Wisconsin today.

@theblockspot NFL playoffs World Cup March Madness I don't particularly watch anything else from the list lol. If you chose Wimbledon you are either a psychopath or pretending to be knowledgeable.

KEEP 3… CUT 9… SPORTS EVENTS: • March Madness • NBA Playoffs • WNBA Playoffs • Stanley Cup Playoffs • College Football Playoff • NFL Playoffs • MLB Postseason • College World Series • Wimbledon • World Cup • The Olympics • The Masters Which 3 are you KEEPING ???

Wrangler briefs got my shit feeling secured like an F22 pilot

@maxyourtest Brother eating a David. Maybe follow it up with a glass of Michelle and then an Andrew for dessert.

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“Yo, meet by boy Ephesians Prysock. No he doesn’t have a nickname.”