Ben Davison 🇺🇦
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Ben Davison 🇺🇦
@MightyBerk
Chap, NUFC supporter, Art, Steam/Playstation gamer
North East, England Katılım Temmuz 2014
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When former Alan Smith says it’s a pivotal moment, you know it’s serious.
Dropping points away to Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C. at this stage? That’s how title races slip through your fingers.
If Arsenal F.C. want to be champions, these are the games you must close out. Mentality wins leagues not excuses. 🔴🔥
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@ID_AA_Carmack Weirdly I feel like I read books in paper form now more than I did 20 years ago.
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I still have many of the mass market paperback books I read as a teenager in the 80’s. Trade paperbacks are still alive, but yeah, it is the fading of an age.

Kendric Tonn@kendrictonn
My go-to topic at dinner parties lately is to claim that we're standing just past the terminus of a distinct culture of reading that lasted from the early nineteen century until the release of the last Harry Potter book.
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@theSiliconSiren @ID_AA_Carmack John's too cool to be a mark for himself 😎
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A duck walked into a pub and ordered a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looked at him and said, “Hang on! You're a duck!”
"I see your eyes are working,” replied the duck.
"And you can talk!!” exclaimed the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too.” said the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly. Sorry about that.” said the barman as he pulled the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many a ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road” explained the duck. "I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman couldn’t believe the duck and wanted to learn more but took the hint when the duck pulled a newspaper from his bag and proceeded to read it.
The duck read his paper, drank his beer, ate his sandwich, paid up, bid the barman a good day and left.
The same thing happened every few days for two weeks.
Then one day the circus came to town.
The ringmaster walked into the pub for a pint and the barman said, "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvelous!” said the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."
The next day when the duck came into the pub the barman said, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
“Swell. I’m always looking for the next job.” said the duck. "Where is it?”
"At the circus.” said the barman.
"The circus?" repeated the duck.
"That's right.” replied the barman.
"The circus?” the duck asked again.
“With the big tent?”
"Yeah.” the barman replied.
"With all the animals that live in cages and performers who live in caravans?" asked the duck.
"Of course,” the barman replied.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persisted the duck.
"That's right.” said the barman.
The duck shook his head in amazement, and said “What the fuck would they want with a plasterer?”
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🚨NEW: Josh Shapiro slams JD Vance for defending Renee Good's murder: "He is profoundly and pathetically a weak human being, and he does whatever he thinks his boss wants him to do...Vance should be ashamed of himself."
RETWEET if you stand with @GovernorShapiro against Vance!

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@bushontheradio @BattleSystemTWS Previously had my eyes on core space but set up time worries me. Heroquest still decent by the way especially the new expansions.
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First play of Maladum by @BattleSystemTWS - so much fun, reminded me of the iconic Heroquest from back in the day. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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@TaylorandPayne He's a player who would benefit from a move to a mid table !onion club, Palace, Fulham, Brentford etc. His problems are mostly psychological.
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Aye, that was a shocker, but you can see the lad is having a tough time. Desperate for a goal.
Milburn@MilburnNUFC
I feel so bad for Willock, man. #NEWCRY
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@leef13290959 @toonarmy_com Yeah Hall was atrocious, Gordon headless chicken, Tonality looks knackered.
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@toonarmy_com Joelinton, Bruno and Tonali ran the show. Miley and Hall both brilliant. Murphy was hit and miss, Gordon looks like it’s coming again. Thiaw is my signing of the season.
We do need someone to unlock defences though or a much better right winger.
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@SkySports_Keith Has Barnes ever played well on the right? He must have completely given up on Elanga for time being, can't say I blame him.
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Since Trump doesn't want this portrait of President Obama displayed in the White House, let's make this photo of our President go viral here!
RETWEET if you love @BarackObama!

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🚨NEW: JD Vance has attacked former White House Press Secretary and journalist Jen Pskai, telling her to “eat shit” for being critical of the Trump Administration.
RETWEET if you stand with @JrPsaki against Vance’s disgusting attack!

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@TaylorandPayne Went today and some plod almost crashed his car trying to steal a car space when there was 4 in the next bay.
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@VVawne2005 @bushontheradio When you were 8 the default answer was Raphael but as an older, wiser person it has to be Donatello, he's the grafter of the group and he effectively fights with a broom handle and makes it work.
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@bushontheradio I always liked Donatello.
He is intelligent and technologically aware. He also has a softer more approachable manner.
Whilst probably second or third in command, always able to create a gadget to help. Never seeks the limelight.
Donatello would hold a door open for someone
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@davemeltzerWON I think you've missed the point of it being people's personal Mount Rushmore. If we did the factual Mount Rushmore sure but then everyone would just say the same 4 ppl making the exercise fruitless.
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I was pointing out something. One promotion and last five years doesn't constitute history of anything.
;dK 🇲🇽@arklife0511
@davemeltzerWON Who is “YOUR” women’s Mount Rushmore. Reading is important, Dave.
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