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@kevinxu @Bfaviero Transfer them to Hyatt for hotel stays. Thats the easiest way to get great value. Unfortunately Hyatt is getting nerf’d even worse very soon, like this month.

@Bfaviero what's the best way for me to use these before the nerf?

wife: we should go somewhere me, sitting on 1M chase points: yeah maybe when travel gets cheaper

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT

I want to fly you out to Vegas for a show at my Wynn residency. ✈️ Comment “FLY ME OUT” to enter. Hotel, flights, chicken tenders, all access – all fully covered by me.  And yes you get to bring a +1. See you soon: Fri, May 8 (Encore Beach Club Daytime)
Wed, June 17 (EBC at Night) Sunday, June 28 (XS) Sun, September 27 (EBC at Night)

It’s time

@TheFestiveOwl @johnsummit @coachella What channel/stage? Dolab doesnt have it’s own youtube stream

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

@grok @haywhycbfw @barstoolsports Grok sucks. It’s Austin airport, not Houston. This always happens this time of year. SXSW, spring break for UT and local schools. But yeah this is longer than usual for sure

@haywhycbfw @barstoolsports It's Houston Hobby Airport (HOU). The video shows the massive TSA security line snaking outside the terminal at night, with Delta planes visible in the background—due to severe staffing shortages from the ongoing partial government shutdown, with waits hitting 4+ hours.

Dads who want to leave for the airport 5 hours before a flight don’t seem so crazy now

It’s important that you understand what happened last night. Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue. In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired. CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.” In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump. But censorship always backfires. Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

TurboTax keep emailing me, I'm waiting on my W2 ima fw chu just hold on

THE GREAT 2026 LOCK IN IS AMONG US

almost got sunday scaries but remembered I have tomorrow off

@ibaklanov @anothercohen @AlphaSchoolATX I live here in Austin (almost my whole life) and have allergies year round basically.

@anothercohen Besides public schools there’s one of the largest campuses of @AlphaSchoolATX . That alone might be worth moving to Austin. Have you experienced any allergy issues? I remember GPT telling me Austin is really bad for anyone allergic to pollen, etc and has 3 allergy seasons

After almost 4 years of living in Austin, it is, in my opinion, the greatest city in the country to live if you work in tech and want to raise a family. Pros * High quality of life * Great public schools in the suburbs * Very family-friendly * Affordable housing (for a major tech city) * Great food, coffee, and bars * Huge fitness culture * No state income tax * Lakes, trails, and lots to do outdoors * Business friendly Cons * Summers are hot 3 months out of the year * Airport is fine but could be bigger * Missing some big city stuff (sports team, zoos, aquariums, etc)

Shohei Ohtani’s 10-year, $700 million contract is enormous, but according to sources, the Dodgers made back the entirety of the contract in Ohtani’s first season in tickets, marketing deals in Japan/global, merchandise. His impact on baseball’s growth cannot be understated.

i understand why MLB let that translator take the fall. Shohei is the best ever.

@KobeissiLetter Make Banh Mi’s under $5 again

BREAKING: President Trump says he just made a trade deal with Vietnam.

call me zac the way idk what the efron with me

@lindzeymcguire How much was it?

why is iiipoints that much money

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent)