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Driver stuck behind ANOTHER Lycra Legion clown on a 50mph road 😂💀
’Bro, somebody please explain why it’s legal for a cyclist to ride on a fucking road with a 50 mph speed limit?!
So the option is stay behind going 15 mph for 10 miles… or cross a double line to get around?
Put life at risk because someone can’t find a different way to do cardio?!
Cyclists are the most self-centered, selfish shit on the planet.’
Roads are for cars, not midlife Strava sessions.
Who else is DONE with these spandex road geese holding up traffic?
DocumentingLibs@HistorianUSA1
This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂 “Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute. He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes. One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall. I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
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