🏎️ Mike | Motosaic | Car Consultant & Concierge

Done with @Ford Three dealerships today. All 90+ minutes from my client. Not one will give numbers over the phone. Yelling at me and consistently paranoid I'm cross shopping them. I'm not, I just need a Raptor at MSRP, which is a perfectly reasonable bid in this market. My client is a buyer immediately. This isn't a one-off. Every single Ford deal I've touched has been a disaster. Missing accessories, wrong builds, last-minute changes, improperly delivered vehicles. No other brand comes close to this level of consistent disorganization. @jacecraftmiller I may just need you on retainer at this point. If you're a GM at a Ford store who actually runs a tight operation, my DMs are open. I have clients ready to buy. I just need a partner who can handle basic communication, math, and common courtesy. Until then, I need an Avalanche Grey Raptor (non-37") with a Moonroof delivered to Charlotte.

@Fish_wid_a_V Strange I don’t have anything! Feel free to book time to chat here! calendly.com/mike-motosaic/…

@MikeCalcara Mike can you help me buy my next 2 vehicles please 🙏🏼- I dm’ed you with no response Papi

I had 4 friends reach out today for cars. 3 new 1 repeat. In one day. It’s been like this for weeks now. The pipeline is getting juiced. Loving it. May is off to a crazy start.

@RobertMSterling Just stay away from cars please. Save some for the rest of us!

Last weekend, I was an expert on presidential security Two days ago, I was an expert on huge cannons Today, I’m an expert on discount airlines I love social media

@RobertMSterling @JaredDHardin I just convinced one of my close friends who manages the gym I go to, to restripe because of Jared. Everyone noticed and it elevated the space so much

@MikeCalcara @JaredDHardin 😂 not gonna lie, Jared’s posts have already made me really intrigued by the business model

What do you guys think of this slogan? Grand Valley Parking Lot Services - We do a lot for your lot

@carsales_guy People pilgrimage to the one in Charlotte from 100’s of miles away. Some kids even document it on their YouTune channels. It’s a Mecca for nerds. If only they knew about CompUSA back in the day

Quick trip to Micro Center How am I just finding out about this place?!

@RobertMSterling @JaredDHardin This is honestly amazing. If you don’t use it, I’m going to start a striping company just so I can use it and make swag to sell.

@JaredDHardin Simplify it. “We take care of a lot.”

There’s a reason @irentdumpsters is the 🐐👇

@Michael_L_Rauch @dictionaryhill Completely agree. For the right buyer it’s a no brainer every time

FSD is a selling point. My one buddy rode in another buddy’s MY and he texted me today: “I drove in K’s Tesla today. We drove up to (Different Town) which is an almost 2 hour drive. He never touched the wheel or the brake the whole time. It was absolutely incredible. I am tempted to trade in my car and get one.”

@nahuelhilal This looks like some Jurassic park sh*t

It’s gator mating season, we got to stay on the path and always in sight. Also. Should I carry a pistol when at the park?

@therichwilson @TheNathanRuff I like to ruffle Nathan’s feathers

@MikeCalcara @TheNathanRuff Oh man, why do you have to be so personal

There was a Rolls Royce dealer who used to text me every week asking if I was ready to pull the trigger on the on a Wraith. I bought one from a different dealer about a month ago. He hasn’t texted me once since then. It’s always good to have an opportunity to see someone’s true character when they don’t think they’re going to get a commission from you anymore. Like, someone who was genuinely invested in our friendship would’ve kept texting.

@mattressguy_ @irentdumpsters @stevehunsaker1 Just Lemmie know if their moneys green

@irentdumpsters @stevehunsaker1 😂

This is the type of behavior that does more harm than good and alienates people who aren’t religious from wanting to ask more questions and maybe find the Lord Jesus was literally hanging out with hookers and tax collectors but you go on X to publicly announce you pulled out of Hampton because they didn’t talk about God enough? Feels like it does more harm than good for the great commission tbh

@SusieM414141 Better than the 6.2 going dead I suppose?

This is a brand new Tahoe. They must have bought the zen version with the water feature meant to keep you from getting road rage. 😆

@Preston_Parrish Raptors hold their value pretty well. New makes sense

@MikeCalcara Gotcha! Definitely will keep you in mind when I’m in the market in a year or two, Mike. Would love a raptor, but the games have swayed me away from ever wanting new. I’m assuming a car like that used would be worth using you?

The BS at a dealership starts the second you walk through the door. It's a system built around catching people off guard. Unless you're my client. Then you have the advantage when you walk in. Before any trip to the dealer, I call ahead and confirm the vehicle is actually on the ground. Then I introduce my client before they arrive so the sales team already knows who they're dealing with. And I set the terms of the visit upfront: this is a test drive, we won't be closing today. By the time my client shows up, the tone is already set. Negotiation happens separately, on my timeline, using market data and dealer relationships that retail buyers don't have access to. Nobody's sitting across a desk watching someone pretend to run numbers. If you're buying a car this year and want someone in your corner from day one, schedule a 30 minute discovery call with me. Link's in bio.

@Michael_L_Rauch @Tesla @LucidMotors They👏were👏never👏luxury! 🤣🤣🤣

Now that @Tesla is no longer competing in the luxury EV segment with @LucidMotors since Models S & X have retired will the EV community heal & come together? 🤔

@Preston_Parrish Most new cars it makes sense to use me, preowned gets more nuanced

@MikeCalcara What do you think the vehicle price point cutoff is where your services are kinda priced out? Sorry if this is not something you want to answer. In other words, where do you think your cost to hire and my savings would not make sense? $50k car or less? Or makes sense for any car?

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@markyerkes1734 @MiniRetireMatt Appreciate you Mark! Yes my booking link is always open to anyone!👇 calendly.com/mike-motosaic/…

@MiniRetireMatt Have him reach out to @MikeCalcara to make a truely informed decision about vehicle choice

A friend wants to buy a brand new Ford F-250 He’s 39, married, 1 kid Makes ~$200k Here are his options: Pay ~$97k cash Finance at 4.9% for 72 months Wait another year and keep investing He’s trying to hit $1M invested by 45 What's your advice?

@entreprattorney Indeed. Luckily I’m here to remedy that

@MikeCalcara The traditional auto dealership model is many decades past its expiration date.

@StumpGuyTy Hell yeah brother. Well deserved

That’s a wrap on April. WHAT A MONTH. $36,000 in revenue which puts it at my second best month ever. I feel incredibly grateful for: - Having work that I enjoy. - My wife that is so supportive. - People on this app. - The opportunity that is all around us. Life is amazing.