Mike Childs

@SkyHelpTeam I am moving broadband provider away from Sky having been a long term customer, I have received an email asking me to return my Router and a Booster on threat of a non return charge. I have never been provided with a Booster, please can you sort this out?

@SkyHelpTeam ETA for resolution please.

ℹ​ Outage – Stourbridge There is currently an outage in the above area affecting Broadband & Talk customers. We're sorry for any inconvenience caused by this outage.

@UberUKsupport I am trying, I get a "Message failed to send" error when sending to your account, but it works for other accounts.

@MikeChilds88 Hi Mike, please DM us the email address and mobile number linked to your account along with the order ID and some additional details regarding your order, so that we can assist you better.

Having an awful experience with @ubereats_uk support regarding a failed @pizzahutuk delivery, consistently the same automated response anyone that can help?

@UberUKsupport my DMs don't seem to be working to your account, are you aware of any issues?

@MikeChilds88 Hi Mike, happy to help. Please DM us the email address and mobile number linked to your account along with the order ID and some additional details regarding your order, so that we can assist you better.

Very cool seeing the @AEW @AEWonTV advert on the touchline while watching the FA Cup. Hyped for All in! @IAmJericho

@tweethue Hi, that's done now, should be in your inbox. Thanks

@MikeChilds88 Can you share the proof of purchase and a picture of the information that's printed on the base of the bulb via DM? twitter.com/messages/compo…

@tweethue Hi, one of my Hue 1100 Lumens White and Colour Ambiance Smart Bulbs has failed after about 4 months, I believe this is in warranty, please can you help me

@tweethue Thanks, just tried that too, still not working

@MikeChilds88 That's unfortunate. Please try adding the bulb using the serial number printed on the bulb's body.

@tweethue I've just deleted the bulb, it can no longer be found when I attempt to re-add it. I don't have a dimmer switch associated with the room that the bulb is in.

@MikeChilds88 Thanks for answering all our questions. Did you try deleting the bulb from the app and adding it again? Do you perhaps have a Hue dimmer switch? So we can see if resetting it solves the problem.

@tweethue Hi, thanks for the prompt response, in order : no, no, and yes, unfortunately

@MikeChilds88 Sorry to hear that! Are you using it in a fixture that has an internal dimmer? Is the fixture enclosed? Does the behavior persist in another fixture?

@ShowcaseCinemas Google Maps is broken on your site, luckily I already know where the cinema is

@ThomBartley Glad your work became less rare

@ThomBartley Literally your first paying client

Supportive friends.

@reynlord Minor women's whiplash

@ThomBartley That foot long sound card still gets me

Over clocked my Cyrix processor from 233mhz to 266 and then couldn’t play Age of Empires 2 because it required 32mb of RAM and even though I had that my graphics pulled 4mb from it leaving my PC thinking it had 28mb and therefore refusing to boot the game.

@ThomBartley What's this manoeuvre called, the pre-emptive told you so?

Just tweeting now saying that I'm looking forward to Twitter kicking off when the Friends reunion episode is a major disappointment so I can retweet this when it airs.

@ThomBartley That's not true, they named a whole category of hug after you, bear hug

Anybody else just totally not fussed about hugging? I can’t even remember hugging anyone before corona to be honest.

@dannyclives get good then get twitch, halo, master ched

I can't believe I still haven't joined TikTok. Or done a podcast. I am the most underground comedian on the planet

@ThomBartley Maybe if we were in a double dip recession

Just saw a perfect condition unopened Dairylea Dunker on the floor in the street and it's definitely tempting.