Michael Hawk, OU Rush Consultant

Yes, I will talk shit about someone online but I will also ask to take a picture if I see them in the wild. Welcome to the jungle, the only way out is back in. #FuckVegas

Business Ethics teacher just spent 10 min talking about his love for hip hop music and fried chicken. Keep in mind he’s the whitest dude on the planet

@realtyxanders Make that 501 bc this is a fucking banger

500 follower fit check

@realtyxanders 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just received word that my buddy (19 y/o sophomore) had his date (23 y/o college graduate) pay for his entire formal weekend and drove the entirety of the 10 hour drive both ways. Say what you want but color me impressed.

@EvanWilliams_YT You had a great showing this weekend kid

March 2026 is going down as a hall of fame month for Evan Williams

Piss on the rocks please

Me and the fucking man. @EvanWilliams_YT came for 1 but now we home by three

@fourtraindayz You’re the reason I make fun of people from Highland Park

@MikeHawkUSA Nice vape queer. Dont disrespect my hometown by having Highland Park in your bio, you are not from there.

Proper preparedness prevents piss poor performance. Nola in 1. #chills #30for30

@BiggieRJohnson Clearly satire retard

@ZachHymeski Thanks Shaq Hyman, will check it out

@MikeHawkUSA As a Sooner who’s family is from NOLA pls get Nola PoBoys its on bourbon and it’s unbelievable good

@JazzMarty12 @burnervers Motel 6 5 miles outside the city or smth?

His Nola date didn’t let him crack😂 Caught him in the room like this

@EvanWilliams_YT Rocking the target brand watch as the primary this weekend. Can’t risk some homeless bafoon stealing my Richard Millie

@MikeHawkUSA Backup watch might be tech

@babybillyboomer Thanks Billy. My wife got it for me at a store in Norman called occasions

@MikeHawkUSA Mike where’d you find the retro PM, that is nails

@ThadBentley5 Idk man, the Phi Delt that made this graphic doesn’t think so

@MikeHawkUSA Is it okay if I bring sunglasses because I don’t see them on here??

#nuke ifc

@Pingusbeer Cables and flops as a rushee is stolen valor

@MikeHawkUSA No flops, no bid. Also don’t even THINK about walking into TOUSE without some ‘stas hangin backwards on your neck off some cablez

@ThadWatson3092 Apparently so. Whoever made that post needs to get their pin pulled from whatever bum ass frat they’re in

@MikeHawkUSA It’s recommended to wear bama polos to OU rush?

@mizthoggy Bro that is not business casual

@MikeHawkUSA People need “outfit ideas” for business casual?

@lukemcgarraugh It’s a Thursday bro

@HoldenCoxUSA Wow your roomie looks like a sexy beast

Where do I even start with my roommate here?