Mike in Nebraska

@levirelates Church should not be a Museum for the Righteous. Church should be a Hospital for the Broken. If your congregation isn't welcoming everyone, you're doing it wrong. "Come as you are."

Lol who agrees with him??

@catallaxer @canalCCore2 The throttles.

@canalCCore2 What's she doing with her left hand? Working the gear stick?

O que a maioria não imagina é que a parte mais difícil de pousar um avião comercial não é o pouso em si, mas a quantidade absurda de microdecisões por segundo antes das rodas tocarem a pista. A calma no cockpit esconde uma mente a mil por hora.

Not texting sweetie at 7am is the hardest adjustment to our family's summer schedule for me.

Jackson, Tennessee.

@chefsevenn We sat at the table. I offer my children the choice of eating what I made or eating any of the leftovers in the fridge. No cooking anything new. If they eat the leftovers from a previous night, that's still a win for me.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@james_xond 28 the first time.

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@FoodFreedomNH Even super hipster places need paper goods.

Stopped at a super hipster farm to table cafe in Michigan and look what pulled up:

@VinnysCorner1 Jamal Lewis.

You can't say Marshawn Lynch, Jerome Bettis, Derrick Henry, or Adrian Peterson. It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what back do you give the ball to? I'll start: Mike Alstott

3 schools made a bowl game and the NCAA Tournament in 5 other major sports this season. Congrats! 🏈🏐⛹️‍♂️⛹️‍♀️⚾️🥎

@nick_sehnert At least it wasn't Arkansas.

Oh, Ole Miss and Arizona State. Cool.

@StephenJChapman @NCAASoftball @NCAA @HailStateSB @TexasTechSB @Vol_Softball @TexasSoftball @UCLASoftball @AlabamaSB @RazorbackSB @HuskerSoftball Well, a team that finished 9-15 in the SEC made it to the WCWS. The other team that finished 9-15 in the SEC didnt make the tournament. Meanwhile, a team that finished 13th of 15 teams in the conference at 6-18 was seeded in their regional.

@NCAASoftball @NCAA @HailStateSB @TexasTechSB @Vol_Softball @TexasSoftball @UCLASoftball @AlabamaSB @RazorbackSB @HuskerSoftball Is this the SEC Invitational??

#WCWS Opening Day loading ⏳ 🔗 on.ncaa.com/vgqdi6y6 📲 on.ncaa.com/WCWSApp 🎟️ on.ncaa.com/womens-college…

@NCAASoftball @NCAA @HailStateSB @TexasTechSB @Vol_Softball @TexasSoftball @UCLASoftball @AlabamaSB @RazorbackSB @HuskerSoftball Why not put the only west coast team in the last slot?

Lincoln gets three straight postseason weekends. Softball regional Softball super regional Baseball regional Hell of a run by Nebraska's diamond sports.

@whiporee @collegesbzone Nebraska is coming. Going to be a lot of red in that stadium.

@collegesbzone Going to be interesting to see attendance numbers.

People that don’t follow softball closely won’t understand how big of an upset this is. David just beat Goliath. OU not being in the WCWS is unheard of…

@HornTakes @collegesbzone Only the 2nd time they've missed OKC since the 2011 season. It's pretty close to the truth.

@collegesbzone It was s big upset. Congrats Miss St. They earned the shit out if that. The hyperbole on “unheard of” is too much.

@kamkizar Agree completely. The problem finding a pizza hut location that actually makes a good pan pizza anymore. The one that delivers to my house is terrible. When i want more crust, we order from Little Caesars now.

I will never be above a good pan pizza from pizza hut

@BigRedfootball7 Considering Arkansas is the first game for the girls in OKC, you know the committee is sending the Hogs to Lincoln for baseball. They love their little stories like that.

There’s an 80% chance we are going to see Arkansas come to Lincoln for regionals isn’t there?

My in-laws gifted me their ez-bake oven that they never use for my birthday. First time using it today. 8lb pork butt going on at 7:30. Let's see how this goes.

@flameosumeet The video game. You didn't play "soccer", you played "FIFA."

Unrelated but a lot of Americans are calling the World Cup “FIFA”, not the first time I’ve seen this and I wonder why

@yoopgirl13 That's when I plop down a cheese quesadilla in front of her and all her chicken in mine.

Ask Nugs if she wanted a chicken quesadilla for lunch and this girl really said “I’d prefer steak.” 😅🥴