Mikey Bats

Bit the bullet and joined last week. Not leaving Twitter or anything. Just simply found another place to chill. Also, the CEO's name means 'blue sky' in Mandarin Chinese apparently. 🦋

hey here's Diesel telling you how to do stuff in WWF Raw

When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it's a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don't care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let's hope they always say yes to your bids, too.

Locals don’t think LA is evil, only transplants think LA is evil. Because they come here and they do evil shit, because they’re strivers, and then they’re like “it wasn’t me, it was the Santa Ana Winds”

Olden Polynice hasn’t made me laugh this hard since

Analytically you’re a dumb ass!!!

I met Samantha the Tortoise when she stopped by Eightball Coffee this morning for some free drip after last nights Spurs win. Her nickname is “Spurtle” and according to her owner she’s been a fan since day one!

if you’re in New York, they opened up the Bronx Zoo, you can come just grab an armadillo if you want.

She tore that tf UP whew ZERO lies were told. #They are ADDICTED

Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair has been with Gaza patient Baraa in Jamaica this weekend. Baraa has been in Houston for nearly a year for treatment to build him new legs & get him back walking. (Heal.Palestine on Instagram)

NYC can’t handle a Knicks championship AND three Jäy Z concerts back to back. Manhattan would sink like Atlantis.

Man, I love Freddie.

THE MOMENT THE KNICKS PUNCHED THEIR TICKET TO THE NBA FINALS 🔥

How much have things changed since 1999? Here's what celebrity row looked like for Game 4 of the Finals - the last year the Knicks made it that far until 2026

This one is for you Big Fella

Luisa Geiselsoder's warmup shot hit LaChina Robinson in the head and Cheryl Miller had her co-host's back. 😅

Congrats to those I know who are New York Knicks fans on returning to the NBA Finals since 1999. Much deserved. Job's not finished though. They haven't won a NBA Championship since 1973. Need 4 more.

listen i keep telling the girls the man of your dreams is a diehard fan of a sports team that has a multi decade losing streak. that kind of faith he has in them he will have in your relationship through every trial and tribulation

Hilarious subplot right now is that there is an Indian pop star named Diljit Dosanjh performing at MSG tonight, and the thought of a bunch of unsuspecting Indian people crossing paths with the Sidetalk mutants on the night the Knicks punch their ticket to The Finals is hilarious.

Dumbass. Friendship is clearly the most important thing in the history of the NBA.

All of Radio City singing the Backstreet Boys acapella While the Knicks run Cleveland out of their own gym In a true Hogwarts sweep #Knicks #WatchParty