Ace Rothturd

this changes everything

@RetroCardSnaps My favorite player as a kid. Damn right I had this card.

Did you ever own this card?

@FootballLearn1 It’ll never happen, but Matt Forte. There were just too many other great backs during his time in the NFL.

Who from this team do you believe belongs in the Pro Football Hall of Fame? 🏈

@lorahmoe Don’t engage and move along.

If you’re a man, please respond. If you’re a woman, ask the men in your life and report back: What is your initial gut reaction when you hear a woman say, “I hate men”?

Eat with one eye open Gripping your fillet tight Exit fries Enter pies Take my hand We're off to Cracker Barrel man

@conquertheno When there’s so much shit on it you can’t even pick it up and eat it.

What ruins a burger for you?

@Bitcoin_Teej $75k in rural Midwest is plenty.

$75,000 is still a decent salary in real life. The internet is full of lies.

@fwdaniels Easy

coldest names in human history ?

@FoxNews This dumbass bitch can get fucked.

BREAKING: "More than 53 million filers claimed at least one of President Trump's signature new tax cuts. The average refund this filing season is more than $3,400." "What the American people must not forget is that every single Democrat in Congress voted against these tax refunds." - Karoline Leavitt

@WhiteHouse And yet, my entire adult life, as a single male with no kids, I’ve always received $1000-$1400 federal back. I did nothing different this year and only received $290. Make it make sense.

MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

@ChiBearsMuse Born in 87. Never saw Walter. So I gotta go Devin.

Chicago Bears Player Grid. Day 1: Great Player that’s Loved by fans. The most mentioned player in the replies will be given the spot! BEAR DOWN! 🐻⬇️

@NFLNumbersGuy As a Bears fan, I’m just happy to be apart of the conversation.

Starting from scratch. Which one of these QBs are you building around?

@D00MED_USER @TheSports_Shift I know he has the wrong face mask color, but the Bears really should switch to the gray imo.

@TheSports_Shift Should probably get the correct Bears helmet before asking that

Who has the Best helmet in the NFC North?!?

@20th_Centurygal 311

Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?

@FivePointsVids Miguel Montero - Chicago

Im making a list of non-hall of fame athletes who will never have to buy a drink again for the rest of their lives (and city). So far I have: Mike Richter - NYC Robert Horry - Multiple Alex Gordon - KC Nick Foles - Philly The more obscure the better. Post yours👇

@braves2430 I’m a Bears fan. But in today’s game, I gotta go Reggie or Randy.

At their best Which one would you want on your team today?

@VinnysCorner1 The Big Unit

Which athlete has the BEST nickname in sports history?? I’ll start…. Prime Time

@td_nash AD

Out of these four running backs, who do you think is better?🧐

@seattleiminyou I’ve tried this. It does not work.

My friend told me life changing information.. you can just add more cucumbers to your pickle juice and create more pickles…

@Acyn I mean, if he’s telling the truth, that’s even worse he couldn’t tell the difference.

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.