Mike Jørgensen

@WhiteHouse He never served in the army, so he cant be a patriot.

Verified patriot 🇺🇸

@AnimalGeoLife Only until they shit all over the place doing the shitcopter with their tail.

Never thought hippo was so cute 🦛🥰

@BAvstria @mitsuhiko Yeah. Most freight companies are gladly to take the EPAL back with them, single use ones, not so much and will be your headace to discard :(

@mitsuhiko More and more are switching the one-use wooden pallets in the same dimensions as the EPAL System is just a pain in the ass.

This thing might be peak Europe. They are standardized and there is a pallet to pallet exchange system happening. You get one delivery and you give them some random other pallets back and you can trade them. And when you are done with them, you turn them into hipster furniture.

@folketinget Få det lorteflag ned.

🇪🇺 I dag flager vi på hovedtrappen i anledning af Europadagen den 9. maj. Datoen markerer den franske udenrigsminister Robert Schumans erklæring i 1950, som lagde grundstenen til det europæiske samarbejde, vi kender i dag. #EuropeDay

Labour was elected to change this country. That is what the public want, and what they deserve. Tough days like today don’t weaken our determination to deliver that change. They strengthen it.

@ReimerElster Heldigvis kan det ændres relativ hurtigt inden for 2-3år. Har en fornemmelse på at Trump går imod alle anbefalinger fra hans militære generaler. USA kan ikke miste deres forward baser i Europa, uden at miste indflydelse på globalt plan pga logistik.

Der var engang, da den amerikanske tilstedeværelse i Europa var så sikker som amen i kirken. Amerikanerne var inde, russerne ude, og tyskerne nede, som Natos første generalsekretær, Hastings Ismay, så kynisk og præcist formulerede det i 1950’erne. I dag lyder spørgsmålet snarere: Hvor længe har amerikanerne mon tænkt sig at blive inde endnu? Donald Trumps beslutning om at trække 5.000 amerikanske soldater ud af Tyskland er i militær forstand ikke nogen revolution. Men politisk er det endnu et signal om, at det transatlantiske forhold har ændret karakter. USA er ikke længere Europas ubetingede sikkerhedsgarant, men er under Trump blevet en allieret med forbehold. Dermed er vi nået til et historisk paradoks. Efter Den Kolde Krigs afslutning beskrev historikeren Poul Villaume i sin doktorafhandling Danmark som en »allieret med forbehold« i perioden 1949-1961 grundet vores ofte ambivalente tilgang til Nato. I dag er det i stedet USA, der har udviklet sig til alliancens forbeholdne partner. Med andre ord er vi vidne til en amerikansk Zeitenwende. Under Den Kolde Krig kunne europæerne skændes med amerikanerne om Vietnamkrigen, opstillingen af mellemdistanceraketter eller afspændingspolitikken. Men grundantagelsen var trods alt stabil: USA ville forsvare Europa. Det var selve fundamentet under Nato og den europæiske sikkerhedsorden. Sådan er det ikke længere. En måling fra European Council on Foreign Relations og Oxford University viste tidligere på året, at kun 16 pct. af borgerne i 10 udvalgte EU-lande i dag betragter USA som en egentlig allieret, mens omtrent halvdelen snarere ser amerikanerne som en »nødvendig partner«. Det er en diplomatisk formulering for et forhold, hvor værdifællesskabet er afløst af gensidig mistro. Eller som Polens premierminister, Donald Tusk, formulerede det på sociale medier for nylig: »Den største trussel mod det transatlantiske fællesskab er ikke dets ydre fjender, men den igangværende opløsning af vores alliance.« Det sidste, vi har brug for i sådan en skrøbelig verden, er, at vores vigtigste allierede opfører sig som en allieret med forbehold. Men det er netop, hvad vi er vidne til i Trumps anden embedsperiode, og derfor er Europa begyndt at føre fodnotepolitik over for USA. Uddrag af ugens klumme. Kan læses her i sin helhed: jyllands-posten.dk/debat/kommenta…

@RachelReevesMP Do you dare to do a general election? My bet is that Starmer and Labour would loose with a quite large margin

These are tough election results for Labour and I’m sorry to all of those colleagues who have lost their seats. Keir Starmer won a mandate to change our country. We must get on with delivering that mandate - and show how politics can improve people’s lives for the better.

@LarsNunne Heller Løkke end Mette hvis man skulle vælge mellem pest eller kolera.

Danmark skal ikke være Løkkeland

@gorbalsgoebbels Starmer is a cock and runs the UK into ruins.

I voted for Keir Starmer. I’ve voted Labour all my life except under Corbyn. He was a fucking nutter. What has Starmer done that’s so bad? It’s just noise from his enemies. He won a mandate at a GENERAL ELECTION. 14 years of shit can’t be turned around quickly.

@vonderleyen EU stands for a trade union and nothing else. EU has become a lawmaker that superseeds any countries soverieng laws. That was never the intention and should not be. EU needs to be dissasembled and go back to the roots of being a trade union. Nothing less, nothing more.

It's Europe Day! Today, we celebrate all that Europe stands for. And we celebrate all of us, the citizens of Europe. Because all together, we are Europe. Happy Europe Day!

@FoxNews Best thing about what Donny has done is, every single thing can be reverted with a snap of a finger, since nothing besides his “BBB” has been made into laws.

NEW: President Trump says that he “might” move U.S. troops from Germany to Poland. “Well Poland would like that. We have a great relationship with Poland. I have a great relationship with the president" “I endorsed him, and he won, and he came from way behind, and he won. He's a great fighter, he's a great guy. I like him a lot, so that's possible.”

What we're listening to this Friday 🇺🇸

@NatGeo @DisneyPlus @hulu

Wishing a Happy Birthday to Sir David Attenborough. Thank you for the knowledge, passion, and hope you’ve passed on to all of us. Celebrate 100 years of Sir David Attenborough with Ocean with David Attenborough on @DisneyPlus and @hulu

@sciencegirl But never worked, just like the toilet..

In the 90s this was peak luxury on buses

@realstewpeters 70-80% enriched uranium is pretty damn close

RUBIO: “Gas prices are high, but not as high as they would be under a nuclear-armed Iran.” IRAN WAS NEVER CLOSE TO GETTING A NUKE.

Dansk Kvindesamfund: Vi vil have ligestilling!!!! Forsvaret: Vi ligestiller kvinder og mænd, så kvinder også kan tvinges ud i tjeneste. Dansk Kvindesamfund: NEJ! Det er helt forkert! 🙄

@rikkestenpigen Så skulle du se den hundeæde de ældre får leveret til den lille sum af 4500kr pr måned.

Vores ældre på plejehjem skal have den mad, de ønsker sig! De skal behandles med respekt og omsorg. Det er fandeme dem, der har bygget det fantastiske samfund, vi er så privilegerede at leve i. Færdig bom!!

Anyone know her name?

@MBrgger Også sidder hans Ridderkors piv skævt 😂

En gal atomvidenskabsmand har netop holdt tale i Mindelunden.

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