Mike Martin

This is an interesting project x.com/hotpofficial?s…

@JohnCleese To prove London is safe, Sadiq was seen earlier today getting a flat white.

@EUFCofficial My Player of the Season, for sure.

HE ONLY SCORES WORLDIES!

@EUFCofficial Great night, very funny. We can’t wait for the next one!

Our Stand Up Comedy Night is underway at the Kuflink Stadium 🎤 Thank you to all of those in attendance this evening 🙌

@EUFCofficial I need your help today Katie, I'm on a train somewhere in the North with only your updates to keep me in the picture.

Out for pre-match💪

At last. A billboard that no one could find offensive. Gonna get these up all over London.

@BasilTheGreat Virtue signalling master class! She was born in West Bromwich.

Narinder Kaur saying she will return to India if Reform UK win Reform need to turn this into an advert

@benonwine 👍🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧👍

YES OR NO? 🇬🇧

@jk_rowling Maybe you should talk with the @Fmy4Women and do it for real??

I was having too much fun to take many pics but this is me pretending to be the Worshipful Master along with the book’s dedicatees, Sean and Nadine Harris, two of my dearest friends. Sean and I were at school together and he’s NOT a Freemason (important to note, as he’s Catholic)

Last night we had a dinner to celebrate the publication of The Hallmarked Man and if you’re reading it you’ll understand why this was the perfect venue: a genuine Masonic temple hidden away in the Andaz Hotel in Liverpool Street 1/2

.@TrevorPTweets shares his thoughts after 150,000 people attended the "Unite the Kingdom" rally led by far-right activist Tommy Robinson in London yesterday trib.al/Uzgm3VB 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233

“What do you guys think about Hitler?” Listen to the answers here It’s unbelievable that this is the level of rhetoric in 2025 But here we are Note this is @MyronGainesX’s podcast

@EUFCofficial Dunno about the story but LOVING the away kit🤟🤟🎺🎺

The Free Speech Union is leading the charge against proposed EDI changes to the barristers' code of conduct, warning that these reforms could force practitioners to prioritize ideological agendas over their professional duties. freespeechunion.org/bar-council-ch…

@Lord_Talbot64 I wonder if a) these peole are using genuine email addresses and/or b) checking their “spam” boxes for the expected email?

It looks like this petition is being suppressed. People have tried to sign but are not getting the confirmation email. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7001…

Happy Birthday to Ex Fleet boss @Dekulex10 ! 🥳 Gave us a lot of amazing memories during his time here, is doing absolute bits in Germany at the moment too! 🤝

@TelfordTownFC I only have ONE football Club.

Grasp this, if you dare. Non-league football is the hidden gem you're blatantly ignoring. Yeah, you heard us right. Non-league football, not the Premier League. You might be thinking, "But the standard of non-league football won’t be as good as in the Premier League." Well, guess what? You're wrong. Dead wrong. The Premier League's overrated, a circus of overpaid primadonnas prancing around, more interested in their Instagram followers than the game itself. In non-league, it's pure, raw, unadulterated football. Football that's played with passion, grit and a burning desire to win. Not for the glory, not for the fame, but for the sheer love of the beautiful game. You might not have your Ronaldo or Messi. But you've got real heroes. Players who work all week and then put their bodies on the line on a Saturday afternoon. They play for the badge on their chest, not the name on the back of their shirt. So, keep your over-hyped Premier League. We've got something real. Something you can touch, feel and be a part of. Not some artificial construct created to sell shirts in China. Give non-league a chance. You may just find it’s not the standard of the football that matters. It’s the soul. It’s the heart. It’s the passion. Miss out on that and you miss out on everything that’s great about football. Don't be that guy or girl. Don't be a football snob. Embrace the grime and the glory of non-league football. You’ll thank me later. Join the players after the game in the bar and be part of the end of season parties on the pitch! Why join us at the Key Worker Nation Stadium? Because of things like this : Families across Telford enjoying affordable matchdays packed with action and community vibes with tickets £5 adults and £2 for kids! Bring your mates, grab a beer in the stands, and cheer on local football—matchdays here are all about good times you won’t find at premier league grounds all at a reasonable price where you don’t feel like you have had open wallet surgery after a game! Coming solo? No problem. Grab a seat, a beer, bit of food, and dive into the friendly atmosphere—you’re never alone in the crowd here! We are a club that prides itself on being welcoming to all supporters! So if you want an affordable matchday where you are actually part of the club—cheering with fellow fans and supporting local football without spending an arm and a leg then here’s what to do next. Check out our fixture list Head to the turnstile on matchday Join us for an unforgettable matchday experience at an affordable price. telfordtownfc.co.uk Looking forward to seeing you at the key worker nation stadium !

I have no words!

@Dekulex10 Hi Dennis, I'm sad to see you leave England but wish you good luck for your future endeavours in the world of football.

🚨🇩🇪 here we go

@damianirvine That's defo a generous offer from the Club👍👍, let's hope it can be re-arranged for a Saturday 🤞🤞so those who work during the week are able to make it there again.

We will cover the supporters coach journey for the rearranged fixtures once it is confirmed🔴⚪️❤️ #leastwecando

@FCHTOnline @EUFCofficial Will this have the usual generous offer of free entry for the rearranged Tuesday night fixture?

🏟️ PITCH INSPECTION Following a pitch inspection with a match official & an official from @EUFCofficial It has been agreed that the pitch will be inspected again at 1.30pm today. #Shaymen | LD