Mike Marcus

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member. Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.

We Understand the Assignment Too. 💙

I have a new Queen….her name is Patti LuPone

WHO DID THIS?? 🦇

I believe in believe.

@DrSpooky_ER Oh yeah - I work in a VA hospital and shit has been crazy all week

Working a Friday the 13th shift in the ER. Heck.

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@Gabino_Iglesias I watched and all I could think was Kyle Ren meets Jurassic Park - I kept hoping he’d try to force choke a dinosaur

Watched 65. Meh. It’s weak and predictable. Dude blasting dinosaurs with a cool gun? Great pulpy idea, but it never delivers on the fun…or tension or momentum or anything else. Driver is good, but he had very little to work with.

Always nice to wake up and find you’ve sold another short story.

@Gabino_Iglesias I was going to say - there are a number of Jewish horror authors ready and willing!

Really wanna edit an anthology titled Far From Home: Horror from the Diaspora.

@Gabino_Iglesias I’m in! Grandma makes wonderful tea with an arsenic chaser and then takes the most amazing BBQ to the church picnic

I wanna edit an anthology of cozy horror with a sweet title and a mellow cover of a woman sipping tea next to a cat with a demonic face and maybe some tentacles near the window…but then every story is incredibly violent/scary/gory/in-your-face.

@Gabino_Iglesias I didn’t get to meet you at @StokerCon but your acceptance speech was fucking brilliant!

I had to do this… Them: "Don't get political. It'll hurt your sales." Me: "Okay." Them: "Don't use too much Spanish. Readers don't like that." Me: "Got it." Them: "Keep violence and horror under control so it appeals to everyone." Me: "Yeah." Then I did what I wanted.

Spending the weekend with a bunch of awesome horror people @StokerCon!

@DrSpooky_ER Great job on the panel!

T-minus 20 minutes to my panel and I’m frantically reviewing all my poisons.

@RebeccaJCuth I didn’t even start writing until I was 41…

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@Angry_Staffer One side is talking about a national divorce while Biden speaks about uniting all the democratic countries.

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