Mike Mueller

@_BonFCB My knees when giving birth to a 2 pounder.

solo los verdaderos cagadores saben que es esta marca roja

@thecigarmadame My Cooler-doors keep everything at 68% Not a fashion statement but so functional- stress free.

I really thought buying a high end humidor was going to solve my cigar storage problems. Instead, it introduced me to an entirely new level of problems I didn’t even know existed. Suddenly I’m managing humidity swings, rotating drawers, adjusting for seasons, learning the microclimates inside the cabinet, and realizing some blends smoke too wet while others somehow dry out too fast. And living in California makes it even more ridiculous because the weather changes personalities three times a week.

@HoltsCigar The Nica.

San Andrés binder and long-fillers from Nicaragua and Honduras are tucked under your choice of a Connecticut Broadleaf, or a hybrid Cuban-seed Sun Grown wrapper. 🔥 Which one are you reaching for?

@crockpics The remastered version on ITunes is legendary. Blues riffs and live versions are just incredible

The Rolling Stones album “Black And Blue” went to No. 1 on the US albums, May 15, 1977. Favorite track? Did you or do you have this album? Format? The promotional push for the release featured a massive and highly controversial billboard on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. It depicted model Anita Russell bound and bruised, accompanied by text stating she was black and blue from the band and loved it. The visual imagery sparked immediate outrage and coordinated protests, forcing the record label to tear the billboard down shortly after it was erected. Hot Stuff Hand of Fate Cherry Oh Baby Memory Motel Hey Negrita Melody Fool to Cry Crazy Mama

@HoltsCigar I’d rather smoke a Pig

Low on time? Smoke a nub. 🏃🏻

@CigarManors Liga 9

What cigar would you smoke if it was your last one? ⏳

@jayypatriot This guy!

Who lives in Texas, Florida , Alabama, Georgia , Mississippi , Carolinas, Kentucky, Virginia or Tennessee ?

@cigarpage A Liga 9 all day every day

Gyms close… cigars don’t #cigar #cigarlife #fyp #cigarsociety #cigars

@mrspoindexter I already believe you are my boss.

What if I was your boss? You be ok with that?

@EMarie2222 She got her hair did

It's been a busy day of non-stop running errands all day for me. I hope you've had a good day on your end.

@MusicJim2 This would be the song of the summer, if people still listened to the radio. Takes me back to hanging by the pool or at the beach

The Rolling Stones 🎩🪄In The Stars (May 2026) AI-generated visuals or not, Mick, Keith & company still make it sound timeless. The Stones are proving once again that swagger, blues, and rock ’n’ roll attitude never go out of style. #RollingStones😎

@BuzzPatterson If it was for “donations “ for the club, what’s the problem?

Guys, I’m not in the market but this girl is a catch! She’s a keeper! You’ll thank me later! 🤣 x.com/SoveyX/status/…

@mrspoindexter Approved and stamped. “Certified- rooty to the tooty” And I still can’t wait till garnet and black are introduced in the colors of your new lingerie. On permanent standby

@MikeMuel09 Do you approve? Of a 50 yr old mom rear?😆

@ellafellass The little brown dog for the win.

😌 #ellalangley

@mrspoindexter We need you laser focused. Focused on finding the Garnet and Black combination of the new lingerie that you have been torturing us with. Can’t wait!

This is hilarious. Women's race driving, when the pace car pulls off to let them race, the women drivers follow the pace car into the pit😆 Now, youd never catch ME doing that, but women drivers get on my nerves. ESPECIALLY in the school drop off line. Im not kidding

@johnrich @cityofnewnanga Newnanites never change

The eminent domain on homes in Georgia, is in the town of Newnan. Their mayor is James Shepherd, and his page says this: "Newnan has always been 'The City of Homes.' I am focused on smart, sustainable development that protects our neighborhoods." How ironic. @cityofnewnanga

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Don’t listen to a Tiger fan…Zero credibility

This is Bob and he has some advice from all his years of experience. This is what not to buy according to Bob. Don’t buy an RV, don’t buy a boat, don’t buy a motorcycle and don’t buy a hot tub. He says they are a waste of money, a lot of upkeep, you never use them as much as you think you will and they have a terrible resale value and depreciate. A lot of people said Bob has had his fun and now he wants to spoil the fun for others. 😂 Many others said they appreciated him sharing his experience and agreed with him. He said if you can’t eat it then you don’t need it. 😂 So in essence, don’t be like Bob. Agree or disagree- I love the way Bob tells a story. 💯 I’ve had a boat, I’ve had a motorcycle, I’ve had a hot tub and I can confirm that I didn’t use them as much as I thought I would and always had issues with them. What do you think? Do you think Bob is spot on or do you think he’s full of it?

@HumanityChad The only Waunakee in the world

Waunakee High School senior Molly Schafer quietly painted individual portraits of her classmates before graduation

@joeroganhq There is strong. And then there is “country strong”.

Joe Rogan: "Those guys that work on farms, that is 100% legit. Farm people are probably the strongest f*cking people on Earth."