Mike

@MomsPostingLs Of course not. She's the dream.

Fellas would you leave her?

@HazelAppleyard Mom needs to respond next time, "sorry. Saving for my retirement. "

I’m on moms side

@Matt_Pinner Unfortunately I probably will. Truth is you're not that unique.

🤔

@AntiWokeMemes So as not re-use the same word, "homosexual"

@Yusuff_ince01 3 years and this never came up?

Dün evlenme teklifi ettim. Cevabı aynen şu oldu: “Namaz kılan biriyle evlenemem, kusura bakma. Ben gerici bir hayat istemiyorum.” 3 yıl birlikte olduğun insandan bunu duymak tokat gibi geliyor. Aldatmadım. Yalan söylemedim. Kumarım yok. İçki desen yok. Gece hayatı yok. Tek yaptığım şey günde birkaç dakika namaz kılmak. Ama sorun buymuş. “Yarın çocuklarımızı da böyle yetiştirmek istersin, ben öyle bir hayat yaşamam” dedi.

@KILLTOPARTY Mid-left

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

@Matt_Pinner Pull up a chair!

what do you do?

@AntiWokeMemes Thanks to #metoo, the risk associated with talking to Women is now higher than the reward.

@HazelAppleyard Yup. That's bad.

Was what she said really that bad?

@TheNagaraen @honeymoon250 This was my answer.

@honeymoon250 Baby oil and coconut.

What did the 70s smell like

@KILLTOPARTY Can totally see how this could happen.

I love him

@FreckledLiberty Pretty sure it's not the sundress getting me in trouble.

important reminder

@ZOrtiz99 #6 empty seat and an aisle.

#4 no contest.

@WomenBeingAwful 100% true. I am simply not compatible with certain "body sizes".

@otokyo__ $5 at Walmart for a new one?

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@KILLTOPARTY He gives too much attention too easily.

Why can’t he get a second date?

@IndomitusBD @beautyshowcase Smartest I understand, but why would you care about accomplished?

@beautyshowcase They're all beautiful, so it's a tie. The tie-breaker for me is who is the smartest an most professionally accomplished in her career.

1, 2, 3 or 4 ?

@beautyshowcase Yes

@KILLTOPARTY Fatty?

Serious question: why are modern men so bad at initiating sex?

@DelusionPosting Agreed. Bring it up if it's important to you. We want to know. 😉