michael rocha

@NickGemelli Copland

This week I watched THE EDGE (starring Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin) and BREAKDOWN (starring Kurt Russell). Now I’m looking for more forgotten ’90s action/suspense movies in that same wheelhouse… Suggestions are welcomed.

@BrickTop06 @tylermilliken_ You gotta think they weee ejected no

@tylermilliken_ I'm dead too, but because of this

Pivetta’s reaction got me absolutely dead

@bigjimmurray it’s chourico. Not chorizo. Sha-des. It’s like linguicia but spicier and thicker.

@TheOnlyEsta Not unless AOC is running for president.

HYPOTHETICALLY‼️ and I mean HYPOTHETICALLY ‼️ Would you vote for this ticket in 2028? YES or NO

@GerryCallahan For which one

Dear America, We’re so so sorry. - The Commonwealth of Massachusetts

@yoalexrapz Don’t. My Dad died in 2017. I worked for him. Whenever his (now my) office calls my cell, it comes up as Dad.

My dad has been dead for a little over a month but I’m having trouble taking him off my “favorites” list in my iPhone.

@Bagels1924 @OldSchoolBoston

@OldSchoolBoston Now the jaws sharks are all rotted and just trash

A 25-foot shark from "Jaws" rode through Boston en route to the Museum of Science to be part of a Science of Movie and Television Magic exhibit. 1988.

There were literally 3 MAGA people outside of Steve Bannon's press conference 🤣💀 So I sang to them my hit song "My MAGA Side Girl" til they went away! We defeat MAGA by laughing harder at them!🌊 Pls rt so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙

@davecullinane All because they took his headphones

@Howlingmutant0 Fraser Crane Fucks!!

I work out five days a week to have what was considered in the 90s to be a comically overweight physique

@OnlyInBOS You caught me!!!

@SDZegras ! E

1 — Anaheim Ducks Founded in 1993, the team originally known as the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim took its name directly from The Mighty Ducks movies. When Walt Disney Company, which produced the movies and owned the NHL team, sold the franchise in 2005, the name was shortened to the Anaheim Ducks.

The history of how all 32 NHL teams got their name - a thread🧵

@DanteOnDeck Nah guy. Nope

This is for Marcus Smart. This is for Isaiah Thomas. This is for Robert Williams III. This is for Daniel Theis. This is for Avery Bradley. This is for Kelly Olynyk. This is for Terry Rozier. This is for Kemba Walker. This is for Jared Sullinger. This is for Brandon Bass. This is for Aron Baynes. This is for Tommy Heinsohn. This is for Mike Gorman. This is for Tyler Zeller. This is for Semi Ojeleye. This is for Jae Crowder. This is for Jeff Green. This is for Tacko Fall. This is for Shane Larkin. This is for Jonas Jerebko. This is for Evan Turner. This is for Malcolm Brogdon. This is for Kris Kardashian-Humphries. This is for Luigi Datome. This is for Gordon Hayward. This is for Phil Pressey. This is for Fab Melo (RIP). This is for James Young. This is for RJ Hunter. This is for Brad Wanamaker. This is for Guershon Yabusele. This is for Amir Johnson. This is for Greg Stiemsma. This is for Vitor Faverani. This is for Gerald Wallace. This is for Keith Bogans. This is for Marshon Brooks. ☘️

@tylermilliken_ Pepper-Oni

@LPizzle Absolutely

Watching my Celtics like this

@kendramiddleton Cash

What is a good high school graduation gift? I literally have 0 idea.

@GlobeChadFinn This won’t happen but would love him as full time Bruins.

Where does Sean McDonough rank among the most versatile play-by-play voices of all time? He’s excellent at calling pretty much every sport.

@IJasonAlexander @GlobeChadFinn @PeteCarroll

@BarstoolBigCat Goodbye twitter world

OJ Simpson, DEAD

@kendramiddleton Most of us just repeat what we heard on da radio

My favorite part of sporting events is listening to random men behind me spew absolute bullshit about sports and just laughing to myself