Mike "Shif" Shiflet

Yeah I'd say I'm interested in eating box #nobrainer

@ChiefDung 100% African clientele. Which western European city is this in?

Treating myself because I’m a national champion #NeverDaunted

Fruit loop arc at brothers and there's a #maddiekowalski dupe here

@SeanSpencer67 Gay drinks is a sign of maturity

@MikeShiflet I like gay drinks too (not kidding)

Fruit loop arc #delusional

#TheHill find me at upstairs pub in 30 mins

@TimothyJones92 Hot dogs and pizza party

Beta Upsilon Chi at Tennessee is serving 🌭s tonight if anyone wants to swing by

@BaseballQuotes1 Small dogs small beers perfect for Mets fans

The Mets have introduced the 9-9-9 challenge as a concession this year

@TimothyJones92 Not price gouging. Worked in airport. Very expensive to get food into the airport, needs to be marked up to protect margin

Price gouging at airports needs to be addressed $22 for this chicken tenders and fries that is worse quality than my high school's lunch (I went to a public school).

@thepring13 Engagement bait

Hug your buddies and check in on them, absolute nightmare of a phone call to get on a Monday at 3pm. Always people out there who care about you

@LeadingReport Thank you for censoring that

BREAKING: Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably g-y, per NYP.

@beerandtrump What the hell man

@MikeShiflet Step Sis - Lana Rhoades Big Ass Bouncing on my Cock S5:E2

Throwing on Lana rhoades toilet video to feel something after losing a fourth of my bank account on Michigan

@GallusDave Had him at +130, left for a walk on 9, and came back to this

Got in the car aberg was tied got out of the car he’s back 4. Bank account is begging for mercy. #rape

@CollegeFBonX C

What group is most likely to produce the 2026 men’s basketball national champion?

This year should be pretty easy #march

@GallusDave Wonder what she said next

Classic zeta getting slutted out by clavicular. Wonder how the hazing was. #nuke

@rutherfordhaye This is sick

Chills

@jeffmcballz @TimothyJones92 Brother if you made that bet about me you'd be one rich man

@TimothyJones92 @MikeShiflet I’d bet real-life money that you have a chair in your bedroom facing your bed and i’d bet you’d pay money to watch joseph gaya bang your girlfriend. Probably would even help him put it back in her if it slips out

Anyone know who this chud is? Poor guy doesn’t even follow me but is always in my mentions begging for my attention and for me to acknowledge him. I may start charging him for me to live rent free in his head

@CollegeFBonX Indiana. Purdue under

What’s the best over to take here?