Tim Jones

The footage from the Iowa Alpha Delta Phi hazing discovery is WILD. A fire alarm went off, police arrived and discovered pledges in the dirty basement blindfolded and shirtless. The two guys initially talking to police did not help the fraternity's case

Beta Upsilon Chi at Tennessee is serving 🌭s tonight if anyone wants to swing by

A member of Beta Upsilon Chi at Tennessee was arrested for sexual exploitation of a minor. The comments on his latest Instagram post are exactly what you think they’d be. Apparently BYX is known as the Christian fraternity at UT

@CBSDickFitzwell Haven’t heard anything. Will begin the investigation

The situation is still being #monitored but it appears we might already know everything. More info to come. Imagine if that bum ass @TimothyJones92 got his hands on this.

The biggest dweeb you know just sent “Well there goes my perfect bracket” in your group message after TCU beat Ohio State

@mooressherrone Yessir Sherrone!

@TimothyJones92 You went to Aspen???

Aspen is a must for anyone going on Spring Break next year. I can count on one hand how many attractive women I talked to (didn't lay pipe with any of them and didn't really try), but I got quality time with the fellas, smoked legal tree and took gummies that we bought from the store (can't do that where I'm from), and got to ski. It was completely drama free and I feel refreshed as it came to an end. Last year I went to Fort Lauderdale, got hammered every night and got laid a couple times but I remember how much anxiety I had on the car ride back and going back to school. I lost 10 lbs and had a hangover that lasted three days. I prefer the chill environment even if it comes with not getting laid. Definitely going back to Aspen in the future.

@MurrayHillGuy1 I like my girls a little chubby like this

Friend has a date tonight with this chubby chick… what we thinking?

@SchMatt49844 Definitely easier on the body.

@TimothyJones92 Smoking is definitely better then drinking.

@JohnnieOMillar This is what the people wanted

Watch dox for 50 followers #expand #rape

@nypost Ex-husband down incredibly bad.

@skelleante SDF is bigger and has more flight options, but it is more of a shithole. Kind of like how Louisville is bigger and has more business opportunities, but the city isn't nearly as nice or safe.

@TimothyJones92 SDF clears this shitehole

Home sweet home. God knew what he was doing when he created Lexington, Kentucky.

Colorado school secretary admitted to sex with boy, 13, multiple times - and now she's on the run: cops trib.al/qwQPgJN

@_soTrendy I may be a little crazy

@TimothyJones92 Burners should never dox themselves. Are you crazy?

Any burners at DFW and want to grab a beer? Got about an hour and a half until the flight home

@ChadSmith2004 21 bodies. Either way she’s no good anymore

Would you rather marry a girl with 21 bodies or a girl with 4 bodies but they were all at the same time?

@AZ_AJG Mistimed it. Took me 20 minutes longer than I thought to finally get this crappy chicken. I planned on eating right before the flight to ensure I wouldn’t be hungry by the time I got home but I ended up having to just bring it on the flight

@TimothyJones92 I find it odd that you bought food. Probably waited 20-30 mins to board. Then once you sat down decided now is the time to eat. Why not eat it before you get on the plane?

Price gouging at airports needs to be addressed $22 for this chicken tenders and fries that is worse quality than my high school's lunch (I went to a public school).

Airplane piss.

@TimRodgersCBS Legendary

Momma I made the thumbnail of #TheArticle

@thesnews @OwenMcCarthyJRN This is top tier journalism

Given all the AI-generated slop, crass confessions and woman-hating contained within, one might be excused for writing off the so-called “MSU burnerverse.” But dismissing the network of largely student-run, anonymous Spartan fan accounts on X, @OwenMcCarthyJRN reports, risks missing out on all it can reveal. statenews.com/article/2026/0…

@EFN6969 I’d be willing to bet 2 week old Canes tastes better

@TimothyJones92 Looks like 2 week old canes