Michael Spencer

#nowplaying 22tracks.com/my22/69081 via @22tracks

@wortherz @FootyLaughs @_sampowell @jproctorowen I'm just surprised I have a Twitter notification

Absolutely nothing in them! @KETTLEChipsUK your multi bags are woeful! I love the crisps but there is never enough!

“@UberFacts: Women with very large breasts can lose five years off of their expected lifespan.” @Christy_Deering your done for love.

@Trent_TV I'm on fire #TRENTTV

Sweeeeeeet pad sorted for next year! @MikeSpencer93 #lastminutekings

It's always a privilege to feel and hear a nice solid chunk leave your bowels after so long. #morocco #dieria #imacelebritygetmeoutofhere

@rickygervais you are the fucking man!

Just casually caught Essien walking through Milan with his kid was gunna ask for a snap but couldn't disturb the happiness between them ✌️

@MikeSpencer93: Naughty night out Milan for a change. Let's see where we end up! I really hope it's sugarmill. #isthissarcasm #nooo #jimbean

@wortherz transfer email deadline day today lad. Make it happen #hesbiting but #hewantsit but #imsnappinghim but #wewouldripit but #imatwat

@wortherz don't wanna be to spontaneous or out but..do it! #milan #fortheboys

Hot tub time machine. You absolute diamond. #chernobly #cockz"n"dickz

Going out of this year the same way I came in it like the rest of you crazy people! Happy sweet new year motherfuckers! X

#StumbleUpon - Guys rig up buddies plumbing with beer while he's out su.pr/7Y8b6e

Tyrese Gibson with some very powerful words! I can predict the future.

Thank you film4 you've set me up! #semipro #jiveturkey

Struggling to get up all week, gets to saturday and I'm wide awake!! #soannoying 😬😠

On a bad'un

@Cert_Sara haha you just love reminding me of my terrible experience that Sunday night -.- never again for me ;)