James Proctor Owen

Panic buyers are in the same category as mouth breathers and loud eaters

Starting the 'Get James a car' fund. All donations welcome

@wortherz I'll see what i can do

@wortherz you fancy it?

Anyone want to move to Hemel Hempstead with me? Will make my life a lot easier and cheaper...

Soz for the long snapchat story! My phone memory is full so was the only way to record video 😊

Caracal ain't all that

Whatever that was on grand designs, it wasn't a house, and I want it!

@ToddHaslewood nahhhhh ✋🏻 mate 😂😂😂

Mom and dad are sat next to me looking at booking a city break in October without me. Nah ✋🏻

Didn't think @foals could top holy fire, but my god, what went down is something else!! #foals #WhatWentDown

What even was last night??

@wortherz @FootyLaughs @MikeSpencer93 @_sampowell that is actually Mike though

Why does everyone have to have a job? I want to go out and play...

Tim '6 time grand slam semi-finalist' Henman

This is the Kanye we've all missed

1 week. SHIT.

Sat enduring the monotone just to hear the snippets jamiexx.com #jamiexx #incolour