Mike Sullivan

Patriotism is about loving your own country. Nationalism is about hating all the others. Don’t confuse the two.

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I suppose the only real take away that anyone can have from this is that America has, once again, elected someone as their leader who is British slang for a fart. #Trump2024

That feeling you get when your trump becomes a follow-through.

@msloobylou Farage still remains eminently punchable*. (* This tweet does not endorse violence of any kind against duly elected representatives of the British Democratic system **) (** Just in case Starmer is watching.)

Yes, let’s all have a go at Starmer. That’ll help.

@msloobylou According to the news, one man has started a conga line. More to follow.

Anyone got any optimistic news from America 🇺🇸

@msloobylou I've heard that cheesestrings are now going to contain small amounts of cheese.

@Parody_PM If they cancel their Sky subscription then one of their kids might grow up to be Prime Minister one day.

Apologies to those less fortunate in society who will suffer as a result of this budget. By which I mean those with second homes, private jets, huge unearned incomes and kids at private school. #Budget2024

@NoContextBrits Erm… there’s a chippy in Caister-On-Sea called “Doggers Plaice”.

What’s the best name you’ve seen for a chippy?

@Michael15688963 If Kemi Badenoch was chosen to lead the Conservative Party into the next election then, under Parliamentary Rules, all Labour MPs would be required to declare it as a gift.

Are Robert Jenrick or Kemi Badenoch the type of politicians to lead the Conservatives back into power in the 2029 GE? Vote & RT

@allanconnal @GBullstein @bphillipsonMP No difference to a bot :-D

@GBullstein @bphillipsonMP Anti genocide there is a difference.

A year on from October 7, we face an unacceptable rise in antisemitism. Labour remains resolutely committed to tackling antisemitic abuse in Britain, as we did in our party, root and branch. Education has a vital part to play. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/0…

@msloobylou More on this at six.

So Government policy being led by TV personalities now, is it?

@ManifestoLies @terrychristian Tony Blair was running the government and civil service during Covid? Cool story, tickbro.

@terrychristian You’ll shit your pants when you find out Tony Blair’s back door £4 billion Covid contract

Yeah but Starmer and free clothes 🤣🤣🤣

@msloobylou Well, it was a choice between boring and dull or being an obnoxious bell-end photographer. I don’t own a camera.

You guys are all so BORING with DULL LIVES

If you see another article about Labour taking away winter fuel payments, just remember: The Tories never gave pensioners money to help with their energy bills. The Tories gave money to the energy companies to help with their profits. The pensioners were only ever the middlemen.

@inthecountry71 @clairebubblepop The Tories never gave your friend money for energy bills. They gave money to the energy companies. Your friend was just a middleman in the arrangement. Until you understand that, you don't understand the real problem that we're all facing.

Oh fuck off right wing d*ckheads talking about “grannies freezing” because of Labour. You did not give two SHITS when they were freezing the last couple of years under Tories. Omg they had to set up warm banks because of Tory incompetence… don’t pretend you care now.

@alexphaea @TheWhiteRooms @juneslater17 @trussliz So much to unpick in that AI-generated comment. How many Englands are there a bank of? How can Marxism and feudalism co-exist as a coherent ethos rather than just as a word salad? Why hasn't the bot paid for a blue tick like the rest of them?

Two years on. The British economy would be in much better shape if the Mini Budget had been implemented.

@CreativeDeduct @trickygoose2 @MarinaPurkiss And you’ve just made the perfect point. The Tory party didn’t care what he did until he was finally called out on it. You have literally admitted that they had no morals when trying to hold on to power. Good riddance to them.

@trickygoose2 @MarinaPurkiss Sure, they wielded the knife. But they reacted to the press. Do you really think they’d have gotten rid of Boris unless the press had been so bad? It was not a moral decision. They simply started to see him as an electoral liability.

Incredible that our media learnt how to hold Prime Ministers to account all at the same time…

@ian_veness @oldishbird1 @BexBitchley Who were shadow ministers until recently … and had to declare what the current ministers didn’t … even if they were both at the same event.

@oldishbird1 @BexBitchley But includes current ministers. Hmmm….

NOTE THAT BORIS JOHNSON IS MISSING

@msloobylou The party may be over but the leftovers will remain fresh for quite some time.

"Is the party over for Tupperware as it files for bankruptcy?" Yes.

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