Mike Usinger

I am truly blessed to have a nine-year-old in my life who will take pictures of me and then do creative things with that picture

That’s a damn good question.

@TomZillich Win on the TT!!!! Pixie Stix Double Bubble And Old Dutch Salt and Vinegar (completely hit and miss; sometimes you would get the tongue destroying simulated vinegar ko which was awesome. And sometimes it tasted like a shitty slightly salted chip.)

What did you buy at the corner store growing up? Here’s my top 4.

Thank you @georgiastraight & @MikeUsinger for this feature about @604Records artist FLOORPLAN & their awesome new music video for PAYBACK directed by former @604Records head of videography Emma Higgins. Check out the story and the video HERE: tinyurl.com/yeym7ere

@AntonioTweets2 Never trust a man who refuses to be interviewed by @nardwuar straight.com/city-culture/p…

This man needs to be Prime Minister.

Evander Kane, standing there banging his stick on the boards while watching Max Domi beat the shit out of his Swedish teammate. And Toronto beat the shit out of the Canucks on the scoreboard. And that will be all he does tonight. Stop the ship. I want off. Again...... #canucks

@PierrePoilievre Right on Donald!! U tell em!!!

10 years of radical Liberal open border policies have devastated Canada. Now we're importing criminals who get lenient sentences to prevent their deportation. Send them home: conservative.ca/cpc/one-law-fo…

Do fantastic if you entire “lineup” is composed of stone-cold losers!!!

Fuck Off-you aren’t running a bank

Have you seen our cool new video ⁦@MikeUsinger⁩ ? youtu.be/r5rFMfh9-jY

@TheEagleyeNews @GavinNewsom When everyone gets the joke...but...you....

@GavinNewsom So, Newsom is now creating apparel that is quite similar to Trump merchandise? Not even original. Quite embarrassing.

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You know it's truly peak summer on Commercial Drive when the entire hood smells like a polecat's ass from 8am until dusk. Ahh, the rendering plant and chicken processing facilities @MetroVancouver

@GavinNewsom Stone cold gold burn!!!!!!!

Please don’t.

The federal Conservative Party leader spoke in Surrey Wednesday, promising an action plan to address the crisis of extortion crimes affecting the South Asian community. vancouver.citynews.ca/2025/08/20/sur…

Pick up the Straight (out now) for a story on The Cobalt (Fought for this headline; the discussion was it was maybe too obscure a reference) Ps. later realized there were at least two threads that could be connected to the inspiration for that headline. And those are..guess.

@PierrePoilievre No non-elected politicians squatting on government property

No oil pipelines, no LNG plants, no road to Ring of Fire—all Prime Minister Carney has done is hold meetings, set up new bureaucratic offices & talk. Enough talk. Where is the action?

Anyone know why, off and on since 4am this morning including right now, east van has sounded like a train applying its brakes in slow motion.....? @PortVancouver

@PierrePoilievre Aren’t you currently living rent free on our dimes right now?

Carney’s spending is not as bad as Trudeau’s—it’s worse. He has made hundreds of billions in new spending promises with no idea how to pay for it. More debt. More inflation. Things are not changing. They are getting worse.

@MJVanCity Oh, not talking about winning a cup. I’m talking about year after year flaming out early when everyone thinks “this will be a deep run year”. Hallmark of the franchise. Worse than Vancouver in some ways look at this year. Top team in the league shits bed in the 2nd round. Again.

@MikeUsinger I mean there is 32 teams. If your expectations are a cup run more than every 20 years, you might be setting the bar high.

Being a Washington Capitals fan (and I am) is basically the exact same as being a Vancouver Canucks fan (which I am). It's the same team, only different. Which is to say exactly the same: always thinking up new and fun ways to disappoint.

@MJVanCity A1 off outlier. Every other year, it’s exactly the same thing amazing seasons flame out in the first or second round this year being a textbook example.

@MikeUsinger Wait, you posted this after the Capitals have won a Cup? Ballsy.

BREAKING: The Catholic Church enrages MAGA world by coming out forcefully against the "big, beautiful bill" as twenty bishops sign an interfaith letter stating that its "passage would be a moral failure for American society as a whole." There is nothing less Christ-like than cutting healthcare and food stamps or the poor.... "First, it provides tens of billions of dollars to the government to undertake a mass deportation campaign which will separate US families, harm US-citizen and immigrant children, and sow chaos in local communities," the letter reads. "It will spur immigration raids across the nation, harming hard-working immigrant families essential to our economy and causing widespread unrest like we recently witnessed in Los Angeles." The legislation would funnel over $150 billion towards Trump's border policies and immigration crackdowns, with the ICE budget alone ballooning from $3.4 billion to $45 billion until the end of 2029. It amounts to a 365% increase which Professor Donald Moynihan of the University of Michigan has pointed out is more than the combined funding for all 50 federal prisons. In addition to being a gross waste of taxpayer money, this funding will create a self-perpetrating deportation industrial machine just like our private prison system and military complex. Just like pouring money into military contractors incentivizes new wars, pouring money into this fledgling deportation industry will incentivize more crackdowns and family separations. The more you feed the monster, the bigger and hungrier it gets. "This funding also will be used to target faith communities, as the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has removed places of worship from its sensitive locations list, allowing ICE agents to enter them for enforcement purposes," the letter continues. "We have already witnessed a reduction in attendance at many of our religious services in our denominations, as the threat of enforcement has deterred many families from practicing their faith." The signatories include numerous prominent bishops such as Cardinal Robert McElroy, Cardinal Joseph Tobin, Bishop John Dolan, Archbishop Paul Etienne, Archbishop Mitchell Rozanski, and Bishop Jaime Soto. In addition to the Catholic leaders, the letter was signed by the leaders of the Sisters of Mercy of the Americas as well as respected faith leaders of the Episcopalian, Jewish, Lutheran, Presbyterian, and Muslim communities. "Moreover, the bill provides funding for a border wall along the US-Mexico border which we believe will drive migrants into the most remote regions of the border and lead to an increase in migrant deaths," the letter goes on. "It also would hurt the local environment along the border and force desperate asylum-seekers seeking safety to increasingly rely on human smugglers." "As you should know, our faith organizations have long favored the creation of legal avenues for migration and a legalization program for immigrants who have lived in the US for years and contributed their hard work to our economy," the signatories wrote. "We believe the adoption of these policies, instead of the implementation of a mass deportation campaign, would not only benefit immigrant workers and their families, but be in the best interest of our nation." "Second, the legislation makes severe cuts in health-care coverage and food assistance to millions of both low-income citizens and legal residents, including asylum-seekers and refugees, driving them deeper into poverty," the letter adds. "According to the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO), the bill transfers wealth from those in the bottom 10 percent of income to those in the top 10 percent of income in our nation, increasing the already large gap between the rich and the poor." The bill will slash nearly $1 trillion in funding from Medicaid, a move that will directly result in the death and suffering of countless Americans. People will go blind, see their life expectancies cut in half, and end up bankrupt and homeless. Nursing homes and hospitals will shut down. It also guts funding for crucial food programs like SNAP by roughly $186 billion by 2034. Americans are literally going to starve to death so that billionaires can afford a few new yachts. "From our various faith perspectives, the moral test of a nation is how it treats those most in need of support. In our view, this legislation will harm the poor and vulnerable in our nation, to the detriment of the common good. Its passage would be a moral failure for American society as a whole," it concludes. In a separate statement, Archbishop Timothy P. Broglio, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, said that the bill "takes from the poor to give to the wealthy." "It provides tax breaks for some while undermining the social safety net for others through major cuts to nutrition assistance and Medicaid," he continued. "It fails to protect families and children by promoting an enforcement-only approach to immigration and eroding access to legal protections. It harms God’s creation and future generations through cuts to clean energy incentives and environmental programs." "I underscore what my brother bishops said in their recent letter to find a better way forward and urge Senators to think and act with courage and creativity to protect human dignity for all, to uphold the common good, and to change provisions that undermine these fundamental values," he added. Please retweet and ❤️ to thank these bishops for speaking out!