Mike Wallace

How we feel about this glass door

@DUSKdev Yes. Feed us the jank horror.

There's a project called Butcher's Creek I teased a few years back which is basically snuff film Condemned. It's like 2/3rds finished but various problems caused me to shelve it. If I had time to finish it next year, would you be interested even if there's some jank I can't fix?

@BitsHammer Pointing at someone while flexing his "tail" in a phallic gesture, as if threatening someone with certain actions best not described.

@BitsHammer Getting some big "Tonight, you" energy off that guy.

@rowanoake Chatterbox the Necro-Clown!

@rowanoake I don't know how but Nintendo's portables have ridiculous battery life. My GBA has outlived every console I've ever owned.

@rowanoake What you had to do.

@sark @TheDornado @Aplfisher Have you seen the clip of Dornado performing the phone kill? youtu.be/pzDgaGTARqE

@TheDornado @Aplfisher Add it to the PTSD.

@AlphaBetasShow @sark

Spunc always gets it done.

@Aplfisher @TeamYouTube @YouTubeCreators You were a pioneer, a YouTube sensation before YouTube even existed. That's some David Bowie shit right there, take that to the bank.

Welp...got my YouTube/Google account back! Huge thanks to @TeamYouTube & @YouTubeCreators for the quick turnaround & everyone here for signal boosting. Also...it's time to come clean. I'm a lot older than I look apparently?

@GatorShins That's some good shit.

@sark You don't need all that. Look, I know a guy - he can fix a captive bolt gun to your VR headset dirt cheap, okay?

Phasmo time!

@BitsHammer Theory - Big E is such a terrible father that if the Primarchs had remained with him, shit would have turned out worse. Tossing them into the warp was a way to reshuffle the deck in the hopes of avoiding the worst case scenario.

@BitsHammer You kids might cut themselves on that edginess.

@ralphsepe @sark And why is the bear giving me the bedroom eyes?

what the actual fuck is this??

@TafferKing451 Is this memes?

I am... very confused. lol

@GatorShins Damn dude, yes, leave that on! That's grisly.

@sark Can't wait for the Lovecraftian RomCom between a complete idiot and a horny squid.

Rotgut cinematic universe inbound.

@DzintraSullivan GIMME

Pickle pizza. Yay or nay?