@elonmusk @JessePeltan Or… he could just order from the actual menu like a normal fucking person…
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Michael
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My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk!
He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”
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Dear GOP:
Democrats have created 3 hour wait times at the airport because they don’t want illegal aliens deported.
There’s your messaging. Put it on repeat.
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I know you’re truly shocked but it turns out the same people against the Save America Act are also the ones overseeing massive fraud
Case in point: California
breaking it all down tonight on my triggered podcast w @seanmdav live 6 pm et!!!
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Go fuck yourself, Senator.
As a Black man, go fuck yourself.
Especially when I KNOW you're attempting to triangulate Black people into giving Third World ILLEGALS voting rights, so YOUR accursed political entity can stay in power forever and ever.
You're an evil man.
Chuck Schumer@SenSchumer
The SAVE Act is Jim Crow 2.0. It would disenfranchise tens of millions of people. If Trump is saying he won’t sign any bills until the SAVE Act is passed, then so be it: there will be total gridlock in the Senate. Senate Democrats will not help pass the SAVE Act under any circumstances.
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@Mike_UGATL @ClayTravis What volatility??? It’s called change FOR BETTER!! Always seem to hate what you control. Just enjoy the ride.
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The price of oil has fallen roughly $25 since last night. As a result, the stock market has risen substantially from its lows earlier today and MSNBC is no longer showing the stock market on its network.
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@realJennaEllis “Christ servant” makes fun of someone for looking Christian. You people are crazy…
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This guy has the haircut of a Southern Baptist from the 80s.
That alone should disqualify him.
Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Talarico, 2021: “I oppose voter ID." Add it to the list.
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Claude is woke and their logo looks like an anal sphincter 😂
Taya@travelingflying
Anthropic’s Claude says Charlie Kirk wasn’t a good person, but convicted criminal George Floyd was. Claude is woke
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@steakshapiro And next week with Steak we’re eating at North Korea…
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Iran's government was most evil on the planet.
Policy was built on Death to America, Death to Israel and destruction of other Mid-East nations and the murder of protestors.
They sponsored terrorism against USA all over the world.
Blowing them to smithereens was a good thing.
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@WomanDefiner Loll dumbest statement of the day goes to this fucking guy…
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@GamblersDream @DaGodDame The trick is to post it 30 minutes later ;)
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👎🏾 Brutal. Just a bad play here. Lakers came out to play tonight. We move to 7-3 Last 10 +20.4u. I’m sending the next (50) of you my next play that LIKE this tweet and comment below. Moving onto the next
DQUAN@DQUANPICKS
2/28 NBA Warriors +4 -110 5u Need a book? DM @Play_Texan Any interaction with this tweet is considered for $50. Leave a comment for higher chance. Routine play. Going for 8-2 last 10. Best of luck and don’t miss out. Cheers folks. 🍻🔥
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@wiserdawg Everyone supports our military, you clown… the problem with you is that you support a complete imbecile that has never done a single thing for you…
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