Michael Stevenson
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Michael Stevenson
@Mikefrommarco
Trying to enjoy life. America First. 2nd Amendment. Never leave home without it No DM, No Chats
Katılım Nisan 2022
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Michael Stevenson retweetledi
Michael Stevenson retweetledi

🤣Swalwell: “If they do this (release Fang Fang Files) it will be the greatest abuse of power by an FBI Director since J. Edgar Hoover”
He can’t believe “…that we would allow the FBI to just go after the president's political enemies” 🤣😂🤣AHAHAHAHA
Alright Swalwell you can STFU:
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1. 2022 Mar-a-Lago Raid
2. ARCTIC FROST
3. Cell Phone Surveillance of Trump, Pence & Repub Lawmakers
4. Jan. 6 Probes: Improper Database Queries, Overreach on Trump Supporters
5. RUSSIAGATE
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Michael Stevenson retweetledi

Exactly seven years two months and 26 days since Gavin Newsom became governor of California. California is:
#1 in homelessness
#1 in poverty
#1 in Retail crime
#1 in gas prices
#1 in illiteracy
#1 in wage stagnation
#1 in frivolous lawsuits
#1 in unemployment
#2 in housing costs
#2 in water bills
#1 in restrictions on workers
#1 in Anti-business regulations
#3 in energy/electricity costs
#3 in inequality
#1 in income tax
#1 in gas tax
#1 in budget deficit
#2 in educational inequity
#1 in COVID school shutdowns
#1 in COVID business shutdowns
#1 in COVID mandates
#1 in illegal border crossings
#1 in funding for illegal immigrants
#1 in People leaving state
Governor Gavin Newsom@CAgovernor
Exactly one year since Trump started taxing Americans with his illegal tariffs: Americans are paying more for less. Inflation remains high. U.S. manufacturing jobs are falling. Supply chains and partnerships are excluding America.
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Dear Bruce Springsteen,
Nothing says "I've got small balls" more than standing on a stage in front of thousands of your loyal Trump-hating fans and trashing YOUR president.
Try that shit in MAGA country, I dare you.
You went from a rock legend that women screamed over, to "when the fck did he turn into drag Jamie Lee Curtis?"
Trump nailed it again.
You look like a walking prune in tight jeans, a human raisin who traded factory floors for mansions and lectures.
You’ve become the very thing your early albums warned us about.
Bruce, you look like an old lesbian who lost a bet with a wind tunnel.
It’s like someone left a leather jacket in the sun for forty years and then stretched it over a disappointed grandmother.
Every time you squint into the microphone I half-expect you to ask for a light beer and complain about the HOA.
If wrinkles were royalties, you’d be richer than Elon Musk.
One more tour and they’ll need to iron you before you hit the stage.
And those noodle arms!
Who is your "gym bro"?
David Hogg?
You sing about working-class muscle, yet you couldn’t carry a lunch pail without hiring a personal trainer.
Then there’s your wardrobe.
Yo Bruce, the rest of us grew up.
You look like a depressed scarecrow that escaped from a bankrupt farm and decided to dress up like a rockstar who still thinks it's 1985.
Those jeans are so tight they’re cutting off circulation to whatever is left of your balls.
Which, let’s be honest, probably surrendered years ago.
You look like Mick Jagger if Mick Jagger gave up on being cool and just committed fully to looking like a constipated turtle wearing a bandana.
Your whole vibe screams “I haven’t done an honest day’s work since the Reagan administration.”
But here’s the funniest part, Bruce.
You’re not the boss.
You never were.
You’re just some rich old hippie in skinny jeans yelling at clouds from his gated mansion.
The real Boss doesn’t need a guitar or a saxophone solo to get shit done.
The real Boss is Donald J. Trump.
AMERICA! F YEAH!
He’s the one who actually fights for the factories, the jobs, and the forgotten American worker you just pretend to care about while cashing royalty checks.
You’re out here lecturing people who already agree with you, but Trump’s the one who actually built things, won big, and made the working man feel seen again.
You’re not the Boss, Bruce.
You’re the opening act.
Trump is the headliner.
And the crowd is already chanting for the main event.
Four more years.
In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA
aka
Someone who still loves "Born in the USA", but can’t stand the guy who sings it.

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Pete Hegseth sent U.S. troops to fight and die in Iran. Was he trying to cash in on the war behind closed doors?
This would be a massive betrayal.
I’m pressing for a full investigation NOW.
ABC News@ABC
Democrats are demanding more information about Secretary Hegseth's finances and investments following a report — which the Pentagon demanded be retracted — that he may have tried to invest in defense stocks before the war in Iran began. Read more: abcnews.link/mBmB1md
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@trumplicans2024 I have been pissing on her in every urinal I use since the Vietnam War
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