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@LeylaKuni Bet

it’s come to my attention that many of you don’t speak Gen Z/Gen Alpha/whatever comes after. as a parent of 3 such individuals, let me help you out: dip = get out of here mog = to completely outclass someone rizz = derived from the word "charisma" which none of our subjects can spell ate = did something extremely well bruh = a term of endearment, sometimes affectionately used on parents npc = non-playable character. Someone very low on the rizz scale finna = going to (??) -- this one took me a while to decipher what did I miss?

@BonifaceOption “You sold me queer Giraffes.”

“You knew the first trillionaire?” “I didn’t say I knew him. I said he replied ‘Wow!’ on my post once.”

@EdLatimore That’s way too much lol

I'm working on an article right now detailing my experiences with tadalfil and how it's now a staple in my stack. Really solid stuff. I've gone from 5mg to 10mg a day. I'll likely go to 20 mg if I tolerate well at 10. Personal benefits: -Thang hanging so low I got scrap marks on the tip -Bladder completely empties so no nagging feelings of having to pee unless I drink a lot of coffee -My blood pressure stays consistently in 105-115/60-75 -I breathe easier, which has been *very* obvious with my asthma/allergies this season -Subtle but clear cardio boost. I am also running a LOT more since retiring from the fight game, so could be that too. I've read the data on the other benefits, and that's solid too. Highly recommended for men. Especially over 40. Do your research. I'm just a dude who got punched in the head for a living. Here is where I get mine from. If interested, you will have to make an account (just email) to see and buy. I get a small commission if you grab through the link but honestly, if you have a hook up for a better deal elsewhere, do it. It's a great addition. eliteresearchusa.com/products/91835…

@carwowuk BMW hates their customers?

REVEALED: New BMW M3! The new BMW M3 will be all-electric, and the M Concept Neue Klasse gives you a first glimpse at what it’ll look like! ⚡️ 4 Motors Expected! ⚡️ Likely to exceed 800hp! ⚡️ Ducktail spoiler & huge diffuser! ⚡️ Wider wheel arches, deep front bumper & loads of aero! ⚡️ £100,00+ & on sale next year! So... What are your thoughts? 👀

@PatrioticMutt_ 99%

Folks, just admit it: America was a much better country when it was 85% White.

@DavidoPolice Guys boring as shit. What’s the point of being rich.

Albert II, Prince of Monaco 🇲🇨, walking around with no security and driving a car that’s probably not worth $1 million. Meanwhile, his net worth is over $5 billion. Money really whispers. 😂💰

@Statikoo She has 3 different accents somehow

Mercedes'in ürettiği son bisiklet dehşet ötesi

@bowtiedwhitebat He’ll take it too far and end up looking like a mutant at some point.

mane he addicted to surgeries

@TodayValue97230 Purchase volume is up almost 200% from 5 months ago lol.

절대 현재 오픈도어의 주간 주택 매입량을 전년도와 비교하면 안됩니다. 5개월 전과 비교하세요. 겨우 200채 늘었습니다. 이제 뭐가 문제인지 아시겠나요? $OPEN

@TodayValue97230 @jeffye888 @IberraMati66743 Where are you seeing the transaction volume figures?

@jeffye888 @IberraMati66743 거래량을 늘리기 전에는 힘들 것이다.

$OPEN already hit $40 in 2021 so I see $100 as inevitable with this team. I could also see this happening (much) sooner with a housing rebound. $500 is harder to call but with the TAM I don't think it's a big stretch. $UBER hit $200B market cap on a much smaller TAM.

@TodayValue97230 Ask @nejatian

오픈도어 경영진은 지금 마진을 몇 bp 개선했다고 기뻐하고 있을지도 모릅니다. 재고 회전율도 좋아졌고, 비용도 줄였고, 보고서도 예쁘게 나왔겠죠. 그런데 정작 거래량은? 가게 손님이 없는데 테이블 정리 속도만 개선하고 있는 것은 아닌지 궁금합니다. 물론 효율은 중요합니다. 하지만 플랫폼 기업이 효율만 이야기하기 시작하면 대개 성장 스토리가 약해졌다는 신호인 경우도 많습니다. 아마존이 초기에 우리는 마진을 0.5% 개선했습니다! 를 외쳤다면 지금의 아마존은 없었을 것입니다. 가끔은 숫자를 관리하는 것과 사업을 키우는 것을 혼동하는 것처럼 보이기도 합니다. Faster! 의 의미는 거래량에 쓰여야 합니다. $OPEN

@testoseroni Watch?

1 week until I get to watch my BOYS sling ass in europe for 2 weeks. fuckin love them!!!!!!

@Read_Acted Being decisive at Target

What is the male equivalent of “going to the source” and acting confused outside an investment bank?

@fudreaper_ Oh God what a genetic disaster

“He doesn’t usually like pineapples” is fryinggggggggggg me right now

@bayneframer Baby momma being inconsiderate

@jacksonhinkle Where’d you meet that Winter Latina? Did you have to learn Russian?

🇹🇷 Selamün aleykum

@mikealfred This is code for something

@unusual_whales Was he trying to piss people off lol

Kevin O’Leary has said Gen Z stays poor because they spend $28 on lunch when they only make $70,000, per Parade Magazine.

@DrClownPhD He set blacks all the way back to Jim Crow.

If you like this guy, you’re retarded.

@BichonRedux It’s a trap

I thought I was happy in Texas, but LA weather is unreal. These are my digs for the week. I’m seriously considering relocating.