Michael Van der Chilis

Oops. They did it again. Landed again and there wasn’t a gate ready. I guess this should just be expected from now on?

It seems like every time I fly with @JetBlue they don’t have a gate ready for the plane. It feels like they’re not expecting my plane to land and it’s quite concerning.

I refuse to acknowledge pickleball as an official sport until Air Bud plays it.

Ironically, listening to all 31 Tortured Poets Department tracks is considered torture by poets.

Sometimes I hear a song and think it would have been great to put on my profile if MySpace didn’t die.

Ok. Mean Girls can become a musical but not Fast and the Furious? Make it make sense.

Half-hour television shows are a lost art. I don’t always want shows to last 90 minutes!!!

After watching Five Nights at Freddy’s I’m gonna need a horror movie set in the Club Penguin universe.

Oops. My account was hacked. I should be upset, but this is totally something that'd happen on Myspace, so it's kind of retro and cool.

In one decade the date will be 1/2/34. Let the countdown begin!

New Year hasn't been fun since we had glasses with eye holes made from zeroes.

@historyinmemes At first glance I thought this was the close up of someone’s nose.

These tunnels were once believed to hide religious fortunes deep in their chambers, but the real treasure is found in who - or what - created them. In 2009, a farmer was driving through his corn field in the south of Brazil when he suddenly felt his tractor sink and lurch to one side, making the vehicle shudder to a halt. Researchers came to investigate and were surprised to find a tunnel nearly 2m high by almost 2m wide and about 15m long running across the field and right under the farmer's house. Deep claw marks embedded into the walls indicated its past occupant was not human. A geologist and one of the scientists who visited the farmer's property, concluded was the work of a giant ground sloth from at least 10,000 years ago.

Eagerly awaiting the year that the Kohl’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is invented.

Growing up Y2K fashion was designed to look futuristic. Now it’s considered “retro.” 🫠

Unpopular opinion: I love daylight saving time. If there was ever a vote, I’d be one of the people choosing to keep it around.

Kids nowadays will never have the displeasure of going trick-or-treating and getting candy cigarettes.

I find it weird when people are obsessed with karma.

The most Boston sign of all time.

Have we reached the point in history when oldies radio will play The Thong Song?

I am convinced the world is going to end as the result of a gender reveal gone wrong.