Mikey Jako Essai

No one wants a simple Simon. They want a wacky wase

Lost money can be found. Lost time is lost forever

With Jake. It’s not a question of IF. It’s a question of WHEN.

Nah that’s yeah quick actually

You can’t go to popworld on a full stomach. You’ve got to be light on your feet baby 🕺

Christ! The woman at goodwood. Most of them would put me in a coma

I identify as hosepipe now. Reel me up and lock me away

This is the WORST tik tok I’ve ever seen.. @HarryGiless

You drop your pants. I’ll drop my standards.

The key to being popular is being fake

@RealRazor didn’t know you played the keys big man

When one man goes to a library. He doesn’t just take one book out. He reads them all

Act now. Think later.

@danielnash91 @HarryGiless @DevildetailsMU When have I ever been a sub.

@HarryGiless @DevildetailsMU Na @MikeyEssai does mate

This is moment Ryan Giggs realised the Bernabue stadium was giving him a standing ovation. Do you what kind of standing you have in the game to be applauded in this football arena when your coming on as a substitute? This is football heritage Hazard isn’t in the conversation.

It’s all about confidence. If you don’t believe in yourself no one will. Every now and then you need to look in the mirror and say to yourself. “I am the bollocks” That’s what life’s about.

If there’s light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there’s beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there’s harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there’s order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.

@AverageStriker @JoeyBigBelly

David Mitchell and Robert Webb both kicking a football exactly how you'd expect them to on Soccer A.M back in the day 😂

@BenKearns6 @Richardath

Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) is chosen to narrate Prince Harry's new book

Andy Tate in petersfield #TopG

A rich man lives in a castle, a poor man lives by the sea. But a whisky glass and an old man’s arse is home sweet home to me