Mikey Wells Jr

I changed the way I voted, because someone told me to on Twitter.

@MUFCDarren_ Bring him back 🙏🏻

🚨🎙️ Jose Mourinho on Liam Rosenior Suspending Enzo Fernandes : “You say Madrid is beautiful. Of course it is beautiful. Paris is beautiful. London is beautiful. But beauty does not win you titles. Mentality wins you titles.” “When I was at Chelsea, my players did not speak about other clubs. Why? Because they were too busy winning.” “You want Real Madrid? Real Madrid is not a holiday destination. It is pressure. It is history. It is responsibility.” “At Madrid, if you play one bad match, the fans whistle. Two bad matches, the media kills you. Three bad matches… you are finished.” “And now you are talking about them while your team is suffering? This is not leadership. This is distraction.” “You don’t flirt with another club when your house is on fire. First, you put out the fire.” “Also… let me teach you something. Real Madrid does not buy players because they say nice things in interviews. They buy players who dominate big games.” “So… less talking about Madrid. More playing like a Madrid player.” “Because right now? You are not there.”

Cmon CHELSEA

Panenka to score the winning goal and beat Spurs 4-3, straight into the 🥶 celebration. Might be one the greatest pieces of Chelsea media

#szn4 have been 1Million% robbed #BuildingTheBand

@fnac_suisse j'ai acheté des écouteurs Sony à la Fnac de l'aéroport de Porto et ils ne prennent pas en charge la batterie. Puis-je les échanger dans une Fnac suisse contre une paire qui fonctionne ? On m'a juste dit non, mais on m'a dit que je pouvais quand je les ai apportés.

@Braun please can you help identify why this is sticking?

Choosing who you want to win this final is like having to pick between Fred or Rose West for who babysits your children.

@PetrCech just saw you are on my flight. Is it rude to both a hero of mine for an autograph?

Just had a hilarious experience at a Brewers Fayre. Ordered a beef burger and a chicken burger and when the waiter brought it over, he lifted the buns with his fingers to see which was which.

@BarackObama Missing @PostMalone, @JellyRoll615 and @SnoopDogg

Here are my favorite songs from this year! Check them out if you’re looking to shake up your playlist – and let me know if there’s a song or artist I should make sure to listen to.

#Superman #trailer Thursday.

Panenka away to Spurs. It doesn't get better than this. 😮‍💨 #CFC | #TOTCHE

@FrankKhalidUK @JohnTerry26 has to be 1 then I’d agree.

Do you agree with this top 5 Chelsea players to of played for us this century?

@Ginger_Tucci Especially in the freezer first 🥰

I bought mini Milky Ways & bags of Haribo for the little Halloween folk on the very off-chance their parents thought my home was welcoming. None came…. And now I can’t stop eating Milky Way every time I venture to the kitchen. Delicious little fucks.

😂😂😂😂

@Swisscom my internet has been cutting out frequently for the last few days… I’m having to unplug and plug back in to get it working. Any suggestions?

First ever player to score four goals in the first-half in the @PremierLeague. We adore you. #CFC | #CHEBHA

@liamgallagher I couldn’t get a ticket. Fancy coming to Geneva for a warm up gig?

@JamesBlunt As you’re in zurich, can you nip over to Geneva?

Should I add a Dublin show?