Papa Mike (El Padre) 😎
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Papa Mike (El Padre) 😎
@MikeyPizza80
Just a place to post whatever random unfiltered thoughts 💭 pop into my 🧠
Colorado, USA Katılım Ocak 2022
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@turtledumplin Well, I do have an evaluation booked for a week from today soooo like, that’s why I’m going k??
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@RobSchneider Literally the most expensive hell hole to live in. Cannot wait to have the resources to move from this place. John Denver was indeed, “full of shit man”.
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These are the losers in Colorado. They build nothing, that make nothing, they only have grievance and envy. These twats are why downtown Denver is a mess…
Robby Starbuck@robbystarbuck
People can laugh but don’t underestimate these people. In only a few years, these weirdos seized control of the city where this photo was taken (Denver). They mostly don’t have kids. Socialism and communism are their child and they’ll die for it like we’d die for our actual kids. If you want to beat them longterm, the silent majority must see them as threats to our kids lives, because they are. Only then will we have the fortitude to dismantle them. And you’re going to have to drop the silent part of "silent majority"…. Because to beat communists, you must overrun them, you must be louder, you must be stronger, you must be more vicious like a lion protecting their young and you must be just as willing to sacrifice.
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@LouisCKfanpage The dude at the place I used to work at who would consume a box of Krispy Kreme’s for lunch is feeling pretty righteous in his lifestyle choices right about now.
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Unless you’re an 8 year old child, ketchup has no business being on your hot dog
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@KaitWillett Maybe I’m autistic cuz the amount of unspoken rules that women have is exhausting. It’s not worth it anymore to go through what is equal to signing a pile of paperwork to join the military. Been there, done it, over it. Now if you’ll excuse me. I have some air guitar to play.
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I hate to tell men this but
The women dressed provocatively in the gym do want attention
They are only upset when it comes from the guy they didn’t want it from
That’s why the reaction is what it is
It’s not your fault for noticing
And yes, they will continue to deny this.
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Truly hope this dude is ok. What a story to tell your grandkids. Son of a…😲 #nature #yellowstonerollercoaster #buffalo #bison #organicprotein #FlyingSquirrel #fly #caughtoncam
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In regard to dating the ladies. They will “innocently” send you a song with lyrics contained therein that will discretely tell you all you need to know. Take this as truth. Listen, learn, run if necessary. #dating
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QME
@SceneinCinema Went from DaFriend to DaFoe real quick
I’ll see myself out 😔
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Remember when, Pedro Pascal grabbed onto Willem Dafoe's wife and Dafoe got so visibly annoyed that his inner Green Goblin came out.
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Heard the cyclospora virus is now causing, implosive diarrhea. Patients seem to be, full of shit.
#virus #jokes #tipyourwaitress
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@deadwronghist JWG was basically saying concerning his final statement, “eff it, I’ll do it live! The court system effing sucks! I’ll write a statement, and I’ll do it live!!
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John Wayne Gacy hours before his execution on May 10 1994, in his final phone interview with Bill O'Reilly of Inside Edition: "Do you feel any sense of remorse about anything that's happened here? Well, considering I've never had a fair trial, how am I supposed to feel?"
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Legend says, keeping a bottle of consecrated hot sauce next to your bed at night keeps the chupacabra away. #urbanlegends
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