Mike

Yup can’t get any dumber than it is right now

Based simply on what I’m seeing in the Atlanta airport the mastered cleaned up on merch sales dayum

@ericswalwell @MarkHalperin Thank you Senator. It is shameful to see you treated this way and I hope all these people get sued for violating your HIPPA rights

visits the pope → pope dies leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide Man’s got a streak.

JUST IN: Trump reveals he almost renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the “Gulf of Trump” but decided not to.

We should have just let them do it.

Beekeepers are busy at the Renwick Gallery across the street from the White House removing a hive of European Honey Bees which attached themselves to the building.

Jack Nicklaus kicks off the 90th Masters with the ceremonial tee shot… ONE OF US!

lol, i lived in that area in 1996--every ally was urinated in by every resident back then

@MikeySLC What if they’re green now? Still get those style points?

Mowed my own grass for the first time as a homeowner yesterday, so am I officially a dad now?

@kwjazzman but you do get style points

@MikeySLC Dang it.

@kwjazzman sorry, don't know many dads cool enough to wear those,

@MikeySLC How many points do I get for Chuck Taylor’s?

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV declares the Iran War is “unjust” and “is not solving anything.” After suggesting Trump is committing war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, he called on Americans to contact Congress to help end the war.

I see someone let their grandpa have a moment at the mic...jfc this needs to end

Often, the proclamation of truth is obscured by what we today call “fake news” — lies, insinuations, and unfounded accusations. Yet, in the face of such obstacles, the truth does not remain hidden; rather, it comes forth to meet us, living and radiant, illuminating even the deepest darkness.

Happy Easter: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during general conference kutv.com/news/local/man…

Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

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