Michael Wierzbic

Hey @chevrolet if you’re actually offering “15% off MSRP to all” shouldn’t your cars be free? After all you are the manufacturer suggesting a retail price. #circularreference

Hey @wmata nobody cares what series of metro car they are riding. That information is completely useless to ALL commuters. Stop including it in your announcements at EVERY stop!!

@FightinHydrant The rule change was for the better.The runners object is to beat the ball to the bag,not hinder play #somerulechangesaregood

@FightinHydrant I have never really appreciated how good you are till I watched this game @espn

Robert smith is a genius! I will stick by that claim to this day.

#balducci's "food lover's market" my ass! You don't even carry fresh pasta! #snarkysweet

After weeks of hot rumors, Chris and E Wally finally confirmed as THE ITEM.

Dan Haren pitched well at Coors Field, period!

Even though they were popular/respected. I'm starting to think Jackson 5 was under appreciated. They're phenomenal! @Jackson5abc

@footballnightsd ,really? That was your halftime report. @TonyDungy , good/likeable coach, not so much on air. #snarkysweet

@washingtonpost , luxury issue, really?! I want my date lab!!!!!

@Capitals got our @ovi8 bobblehead points counter today! Can't wait to record 1000!

That's why #60minutes has become irrelevant. #snarkysweet

Couldn't delete it fast enough

Today I consider myself a #minimetrohero I gave up my seat to a senior citizen and took the only seat left from a #bagdoubleseater jerk

This is all coaching,embarrassing,@CoachTurgeon might be able to recruit but once he has the players he sure can't coach them ! #snarkysweet

Sweet nothing by @CalvinHarris is one of the cheesiest videos ever produced. #snarkysweet

@GeorgeMichael kissing a fool does make it close though.

@GlassJoeJP you tweet too much, Hey JP!

What's better, lister without prejudice or faith? It's tough but I have to say listen. Cowboys and angels decides it. @GeorgeMichael