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@MikoleKnowsBall
Ain’t got shit to say but the truth 💉CHELS blue
Katılım Kasım 2022
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UGO 🇬🇧@heismric
UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife. Divorce is finalised. It’s Ex-wife.
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@theyomss @heismric @MARCHBANK001 @0xveektor @__totustuus You no dey up to date lol
She dey her papa house
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@heismric @MARCHBANK001 @0xveektor @__totustuus Na real man you be i swear
E dey pain me say you no do her wetin go make her come back Nigeria Sha
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You meet a celebrity in an elevator.
Their manager gives you 60 seconds to make either of two requests:
1. Take as many pictures as you want with the celebrity
2. Take the celebrity’s phone number, with a 99% chance they won’t answer your calls
Which option will you take?
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@lacasaa__15 My only question is how is your network so good and stable
I don’t really have a problem with smart assist users because if you rely on smart assisted press to defend then I will beat you 7 times out of 10. The only problem is input delay which doesn’t allow me eacape the press
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I am struggling against a noob who hasn’t even seen Division 1 in his life.
It’s outrageously embarrassing how that game was that close in the first place. Just look at his team lmao.
I should be smacking him 10-0 but because of Smart Assist it will be a tight game so he doesn't quit and uninstall.
This guy doesn’t even belong in Division 2 he plays like he is in Division 9 but this stupid game makes people think they are actually good with this hyper inflated rating system.
Gone are the days when reaching 2000 rating was actually somewhat difficult and we had skill based matchmaking to an extent.
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@AyobamiSteve @Ellis_ Guyssss guysss
He is trying to be sarcastic 😂😂😂
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Football isn’t even that complicated the guys that run some of these big clubs are just clowns.
All BlueCo needed to do was swallow their pride, listen to what Maresca was telling them & back him with a few experienced players to help the likes of Palmer, James, Caicedo, Cucurella & Enzo out
& Chelsea would be alright.
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@SunnylandProds @CbColdbrew @_Hazardous_Wolf Now that I think about it, someone could’ve wanted to pick red then slipped and pick blue…… wow
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@MikoleKnowsBall @CbColdbrew @_Hazardous_Wolf Statistical inevitability. Misunderstanding the question. Being a baby. Who knows?
“Why doesn’t everyone just pick red? That’s guaranteed survival.”
But so is blue if everyone picks it.
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@CbColdbrew @_Hazardous_Wolf What it really boils down to is: “Would you be willing to let others die just to guarantee that you survive?”
Even if 99% of humanity picked red and 1% picked blue, that’s still 81 million people dead.
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@_nae_99 @JenomSenju I really enjoyed your vid man
Do you have any tips for me
I use an iPhone Xr
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@Chuchom99 @SoEdunOkanESita @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @aleeygiwa @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu You had me in the first half ngl
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@SoEdunOkanESita @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @aleeygiwa @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu So sorry about your sister
I pray you all come out of this victorious
No Nigerian deserves this irrespective of their political alignment.
Whatever reason that made you and your family support APC at the national level, you can see the outcome first hand.
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The kidnappers just called me again. They said today is her last day to live. My younger sister has been in kidnappers den since on Monday. Nigeria Police, DSS, Nigerian Army, NSA @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @aleeygiwa @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @Brightgoldenboy @HQNigerianArmy please come to our aid.
Please rescue my sister alive.
Adewale@SoEdunOkanESita
@PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @officialABAT @aonanuga1956 @atiku @Brightgoldenboy @PeterObi @NGRPresident @NigeriaGov @BTOofficial @BolajiADC @davido @wizkidayo @DONJAZZY My youngest sister has been kidnapped 💔! She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja to report for duties from Ogun State. We have not gotten precise information about where the incident happened. She reached us briefly around 12.am yesterday, 15 April 2026, that she has been kidnapped since on Monday without details of who kidnapped her, why, and where she is before the phone was taken from her. Now, they have been calling me until this moment demanding N100 million naira. Where do I raise 100 million naira? I can't even raise 100 thousand naira. They are calling me with a registered number. Our preliminary findings have it that this happened in Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria. I have been to three different police stations. One in Lagos and the two at Mowe and Redeem Police stations. Police have no tracking system and that since there is no information about location, police said they can't work. I called police national PPRO. He said I should go and report at the nearest police station and ended the call. He did not pick calls again until now. I do not want to lose my sister. She is a very young girl who is just starting life. Please rescue her alive, safely, and complete.
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@mrdarlington177 I change my camera to Live and I started scoring more but you’ll need to know how to defend properly and using pressure is somehow effective, try it if it doesn’t work change it back
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I've noticed 2 main things after the recent update.
First is the fact that chance creation has become a bit difficult I don't know if it's just me but if you don't know how to dribble or create space to score outside the box then you can't do anything
Second is how keepers come out a bit when your opponent is attacking you, and the only solution I know right now is using a good Courtois card unlike other keepers he's actually still decent after the update but as for Oliver Kahn all I can say is his users are cooked
#efootball
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We honestly do realize how cooked we are fr. I hope it doesn’t get too late before we realize.
Maxvayshia™@maxvayshia
They thought my tweet was all a joke. Nigerians really don’t realize the mess they are in, how COOKED we are. Oya nau. Take am play fess. Better go get your PVCs and prepare for the worst.
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@therealsime0n I beat guys with fluctuating 2 bars
I would be unstoppable with you network
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