Nissan al-Gaib

@desert_starr_57 @tanomuzeA

@tanomuzeA It's awesome, but why was an 8-year-old foraging for mushrooms?

【衝撃】🇺🇸13歳少年、 スリングショットで妹を誘拐から救い英雄に。 ミシガン州で起きた事件。 8歳の妹が自宅の庭でキノコ狩り中、 17歳の少年が森から現れ、 彼女の口を塞ぎ誘拐を試みた。 ↓ その悲鳴を聞いたのは、 兄のオーウェン・バーンズ（13歳）。 窓から妹が襲われているのを見て、 彼は咄嗟にスリングショットを手に外へ飛び出した。 ↓ オーウェンは容疑者を2回撃った。 1発目は緑のビー玉で頭部に。 2発目は小石で胸部に命中させた。 ↓ 妹は逃げ出し、オーウェンは言った。 「大丈夫、もう彼はお前を傷つけられない」 ↓ ミシガン州警察は彼の行動を「並外れたもの」と称賛。 ジョン・グリムショー中尉は 「妹の命、あるいは深刻な事態から救った」 と断言した。 ↓ 容疑者は近くのガソリンスタンドで発見され、 スリングショットによる負傷が逮捕の決め手となった。 オーウェンは英雄と称えられ、 その勇気は「ダビデとゴリアテ」に例えられたという。 普段はスリングショットの使用を 禁じられていた彼だが、 この日ばかりは母親もその判断を誇りに思った。 Credit: NPR

@TRHLofficial Todd should be shipped to that rock

Go to your room until you understand relative scarcity, Todd.

@washghost1 Deleted my original comment so I didn’t spoil anything. This, along with Payback, are two of my favorite Mel Gibson movies and ones most people forget about

Probably one of my top 5 favorite movies. That scene where he goes on TV with the ransom money and instead says he’s putting it as a bounty on the kidnappers heads is awesome

@Richard_Harambe Olaf criticized Israel

What did Olaf know? And who is really in charge of Arendelle?

@IfindWankers Pathetic cuckold

HUMONGOUS moronic wanker Rory Stewart thinks it's racist to criticise Muslims! Who's gunna tell this bellend that Islam isn't a race! Wanker of the week anyone?

@IfindRetards He’s sitting on the bubble wand in that picture, isn’t he?

Retard of the day 🏅

@YellowFlashGuy Have Chris Christie or JB Pritzker been questioned?

WTF is someone gonna do with 12t of KitKat?

@RAWigger That’s not the only thing he came out of

@libsoftiktok “They” are correct. Several have shot people already after being “misgendered”.

@AnthonyCumia She is a liberal guy

If she’s looking for a liberal guy maybe she should try Grindr.

@Kalshi_Culture Rose from Titanic

Who is the greatest female villain of all time?

@CNviolations I think she meant she’s a farm that happens to be a female

Does she look like she works on a farm?

@lporiginalg Still better than McDonalds

@CNviolations Phyllis

Serious suggestions only.

@verbalriotshow Weren’t some of these same broads saying he wasn’t that hot as well

The funniest thing about the morons calling this chick "mid" is that she got Henry Cavill. 😂

@Amer1can_Barbie @MattWalshBlog I see two dildos in that picture, probably three if you count the one he already has hidden

@MattWalshBlog *wandering around holding a giant dildo

While our country is at war, our airports are a mess, DHS is not funded, and our elections are not secure, Lindsey Graham is wandering around Disney World with a bubble wand. This is an image that should live in infamy.

@MattWalshBlog There was a time when a politician would fear being pelted with rotten eggs or being tarred and feathered as the least extreme form of public retribution. They may have still held the same contempt for the populace, but they held that shit in check lest they meet the guillotine

@BuffaloBrett @Amer1can_Barbie @MattWalshBlog lol thought the same

@Amer1can_Barbie @MattWalshBlog A giant dildo holding a giant dildo.

@MattWalshBlog I know it’s wrong to carry so much hate, I truly despise this “man”.

@DefiantLs Remember when she used to pretend to be pretend to be a conservative on Fox?

S.E. Cupp compares America with North Korea: "I am so concerned about the North Korea coded stuff that is going on... This is scary stuff!" Joe Borelli: "Let's just get back down to earth. The North Korea comparison's a little extreme."