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Rough sex is cheaper and more enjoyable than therapy.

He said I was crazy..but you know what they say.. grippy socks grippy box.. I don’t see the problem here.

@notimportantbub How are ya?!

@MilfNWhiskey Sight for sore eyes 😍

Mood 💋

i let my pussy make decisions sometimes, call that clitical thinking

Idk who needs to hear this but he didn’t deserve those tits anyway.

Don’t go getting all emotional when I ghost you. It’s almost Halloween ffs. Get in the spirit. 🙄

@HapiNinja It’s hot🔥🔥🔥

@MilfNWhiskey How is the weather

Oh hey.. been a minute.

@Sirspartacus4 No shit

I should be making out with you…. *Your pussy

@ohthatfknguy Thank god. She could use it 😂

It’s fuck that guy o’clock somewhere. Tequila shots it is.

The Amish Powerball is up to 4 dozen eggs

I'm not medicated enough to like most people.

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

@PowellAnalytics My kids 3rd grade school concert had more entertainment value and talent.

On a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is the worst-ever and 10 the best-ever, where do you rank Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance all-time?

I bet this half time show cost less then a carton of eggs to produce.

@Sirspartacus4 ❤️

... the air around me still feels like a cage

some hoodies dont hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

400 fucking grocery carts to choose from and I always pick the Ford Pinto with a flat tire.