Joe Miller

Here it is, folks! My first issue of Classic Car Buyer as Deputy Editor! Available in shops and newsagents now :D #SupportPrint

@CimaUmlilo Ooh yes please! Perfect 3-car garage :D

Calling @Miller_Corner Oof!

@datdude1284 Ban SUVs

1993 Mercedes-Benz 500E (W124) — V8 Icon A true legend of the 1990s, this 1993 Mercedes-Benz 500E represents the absolute peak of the W124 era — hand-assembled by Porsche, powered by the mighty M119 5.0L V8, and engineered to outrun supercars while wearing a business suit 😎.

@denialvibes They're good lads, I reckon they'll smash it

Before the announcement about the new Grand Tour presenters, I’d never watched Throttle House. I am now watching Throttle House. I LOVE Throttle House.

@JeremyClarkson @charlie_kelly24 @RealHawkstone If only it was this easy with local councils...

@charlie_kelly24 @RealHawkstone I hear you

Come on jezza @JeremyClarkson sort these potholes out 🤦‍♀️ apart from that an amazing visit to @RealHawkstone 🍻

Want.

@paulosborne911 Well jel! Am quite badly in the mood for a pastry today...

Friday cake this week is more a pastry than cake. Some sort of cinnamon with currents type of thing , slim pickings in the village shop this morning ! Decided to work today , crap weather for doing much else ☹️💨☔️ Dining in the van. #FridayCake

When cars get bigger they also get heavier. EV cars are even heavier still. Does nobody realise that the crumbling British infrastructure such as Victorian bridges, pothole cratered tarmac, and tiny streets are going to collapse under the needs of these modern automotive whales?

@sniffpetrol I believe the kids would say that "goes hard"...

No, wait, what am I saying? What it really needs is an inexplicable replica of the original MG Maestro wheel.

The Dacia Spring wheels chat has been excellent, but I think we all know the real answer is SLOT MAGS.

Fabric car seats are far superior to leather car seats. Leather is cold in winter, sticky in summer. Fabric wins.

@anon_opin ***Shit***: Leccy handbrake Radar cruise Lane departure Bong for speeding DSG CVT Electric tail lift Blind spot alert Heated front screen Tiredness alert ***Good***: Cruise ABS Auto lights Auto wipers I am not inviting feedback on these (correct) conclusions at this time.

Electronic handbrakes on modern cars are shite. The analog, ratchet handbrakes on older cars were fine. An example of car boffins trying to fix problems that don't exist. See also electronic dashboards.

@MrPaulinho1 @Phil100100 Thanks Paul, gotta be the Vauxhall for me :D

@Phil100100 really enjoyed your choice of Ford v Vauxhall video with @Miller_Corner - Although I kind of luv & loathe Ford 🤣🤣 especially when you look at next years Fiesta 🤣🤣🤣

Alcohol shouldn't be served at airports or on planes. If you can't get through a few hours without a drink you have a problem. Other passengers and staff shouldn't have to deal with abusive and obnoxious people who have been drinking since the early hours

I'm taking myself out because I bought four tasteless pieces of crap, clearly I am the problem.

One long car journey I was so cross with my kids I stopped speaking to them. They kept trying to make me talk. Eventually the seven year old decided to keep deliberately using 'should of' because they know I'm a pedant and it was killing me not correcting their grammar. I'm proud

@AutoItaliaMag @quillerrees @richardaucock No, *you* regret not buying a black-over-tan GTV for £1500...

It's been an odd week. Monday spent editing images from Ferrari Finali Mondiali @ Mugello, a weekend of a thousand prancing horses to haunting the chicane at Thruxton with two mint 916 Alfas to belting around our test track in a unique Tipo 16v Turbo. @quillerrees @richardaucock