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@Millerkram72
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no Katılım Ekim 2013
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So the wife and I were excited to watch the reboot of Malcolm in the Middle last night, a show we loved and what does Hollywood do? They didn't just reboot Malcolm in the Middle, they dragged its corpse into a back alley and gang-raped it with every woke fetish on their sick little checklist.
What a disgusting, soul-crushing disappointment.
It's absolute trash. No laughs. No chaos. No nostalgia. Just four episodes of pointless, preachy slop that feels like it was written by a committee of blue-haired Disney interns who hate straight families and actual comedy.
They took the surprise pregnancy from the original finale, that last-second Hal and Lois bombshell, and turned the kid into an 18-year-old non-binary they/them named Kelly. Of course they did. Because nothing says "we respect the source material" like turning your surprise baby into a pronoun warrior full of depressed apathy, paralyzed embarrassment, and impotent fury.
Malcolm's got a mixed-race girlfriend now, because apparently the original white-picket dysfunction wasn't "diverse" enough.
And don't even get me started on Stevie. The brilliant, wheelchair-bound Black kid with one lung who used to roast everyone with genius-level sarcasm? Yeah, they made him super gay, rocking two earrings, married to a white dude, and raising an adopted baby son.
Peak Hollywood writer fetish: check, check, and check. 5/5 on the degeneracy scale.
Zero funny moments. Zero heart. Just relentless ideology shoved down your throat like it's supposed to be "progress." This isn't a revival... it's a desecration. A hate crime against one of the funniest, most relatable shows ever made.
Sometimes you have to know when to leave a masterpiece the hell alone instead of sullying it with this unbearable, talentless wokeness. But no, these hacks couldn't resist turning a dysfunctional-but-loving family into their personal social engineering project.
Fuck you, @hulu.
Fuck you, Hollywood.
You couldn't create anything original, so you had to ruin the good ones.
Leave the classics alone, you creatively bankrupt parasites.
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The great #JimChones made the announcement with Wills & Snyder in the Morning that he is leaving the perch at Rocket Arena on the @CavsAudioVerse @cavs @billwillswtam
#Cavaliers #Cleveland #clevelandcavaliers #letemknow
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@adamthebull No one needs to know what you and the wife do in the privacy of your own home
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@WEWS If we had some kind of statistics that would show who’s doing these crimes Maybe we could get to the bottom of this
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Gas in #cleveland is like $3.99 in some places. When will it drop? Crisis in the Middle East complicating matters. Watch & wait… Gas USA on 117th & Sam’s Clubs cheapest in area. #gasprices #cheapgas #lakewood
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