JayMillson

@jimmyfallon “Nobody likes a smart ass, you dumb ass… Ugh! Go to your room!” #MomQuotes

It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your mom has said, and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!

@Uber your Customer Service is HORRIBLE!!!!! Grocery order delivered to wrong address. We received nothing! And your chat agent keeps insisting a picture of wrong order is required… how do we provide a picture? We NEVER RECEIVED THE ORDER!!! You took $$ and delivered NOTHING!

HORRIBLE service @hotelsdotcom I have booked numerous reservations with you - NEVER AGAIN! $2000 worth of bookings under my user account and NO CREDIT for them? Shame on you!!! Terrible customer service experience!!

Another HORRIBLE experience @UPS_Canada $200+ to deliver Sept 9 Claim person not there to sign. Arbitrarily send to “access point” say another 1-2 days?! I wait on hold 1+ hr for Supervisor and rep disconnects me - sends call to survey… What am paying for exactly??!! #CRIMINAL

Unacceptable @UPS_Canada You charged over $100 to get my package delivered within 24 hours… It’s over a week still undelivered… now you say you’ve lost my package??!! And… you keep telling me a supervisor’s calling to straighten it out…. but no one calls back!! #CRIMINAL

Listening to @Gregcarrasco while slacking at the cottage! #slackernation

O.M.G!! @1capplegate Season 2... POWERFUL! Please tell me there's going to be a season 3

Binge watched #DeadToMe Season 1 on @netflix and now starting Season 2 @1capplegate you give an incredible performance! Can't stop watching!

@garyvee A slightly bold red, with a barnyard nose, dry palate and tannins that are smooth. Great with a rare prime rib. Comes from British Columbia Canada. Do you know of any other Foch wines I could try?

Best wine you’ve had lately ? Picture?

Thanks @Delta for the coffee and snacks! Very thoughtful and much appreciated from my daughter and I while we wait for our changed flight 👍 #delayshappen #peoplegetsick #pilotsareonlyhuman

@coopermillson I remember those days!

You ever get to the point in your essay where you think “wow everything I say is basically verbal BS”? Yeah, me too

@AIRMILES Thanks again for the holiday socks and the Onyx Member gift!! Glad we stopped by Nathan Philips Square today!

Just rubbed shoulders with @WarrenBuffett at The Royal York! An incredible inspiration!

WOW! Do you see what I see? A trailer is the right way and safest method to properly transport a snowmobile rather than relying on a few straps & a roof rack. Thank you to the keen eyed motorist who shared these photos with @BarriePolice, although this one would be hard to miss!

Success is when your courage matches your dreams.

An In-Depth Guide of the Law of Attraction and How It Can Work for You - bit.ly/2NuBlR7

He really is an absolute moron... Thanks for clearly up the fact that a hurricane, spiralling across the Atlantic, is tremendously wet with lots of water... #facepalm #handmeatowel #isheforreal youtu.be/glURhVhuNkA

@ItsDeanBlundell Awesome share man! My son started university this year as well. It's a good feeling to see them grow into great people, in spite of who we are. Stay strong! Keep being you!

Just because I disagree with you does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in our society.

Every day of school should start with a mandatory 20 minutes of aerobic activity. Every day. For every student. A jog, a bike, a swim. Something to make them sweat. For many, it’s the only exercise they will do all day. Not sure how education system hasn’t figured this out yet.